Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Lane Kiffin strolls right into the T-Town Ghetto and steals Lance Thompson, one of the top 5 recruiters in the south.  Roids Damage Control, engage .  The timing is sweet.  And right before National Signing Day.  Oh Lordy,  it is way to early to think that some of those recruits won’t go to Knoxville for Tennessee Escalades either.  The statements from the Blue-chippers are canned responses from the Bama Press.  The shock has not worn off of the recruits.

Sweet stuff right here:

“And really, it’s the manner in which Thompson made his stunning and quick flight this morning to Tennessee. Offensive coordinator Jim McElwain told QB recruit AJ McCarron of St. Paul’s that “they were having coaching meetings. He just walked in and said he was resigning and said he was taking a job at Tennessee. It shocked everybody.” (Lulz, nobody wants to work for Nick!)

Richardson, who spent much of the day trying to call Thompson, finally tracked him down to get an explanation.

“It’s all in the business,” Richardson said. “There really isn’t anything you can do about it. They offered him a job. It’s the same job he had over there at Alabama, but he had a family situation. Family always comes first. You can look at it that way.”  Bammer News Link

It has to be assumed that Saban and the Red Elephants were at least able to match Tennessee’s offer. At that point for Thompson, it became who is a bigger asshole: Kiffin or Saban? Saban won.

23 responses to “The Wounded Bear”

  1. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Classy but yet very Traditional!!!

  2. FEAR THE HAT, BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH

    wow, Thompson and Coach O recruiting. i s’pose the National Titles will start rolltideing in……

    btw, tell kiffin to keep his mits off of Janzen Jackson….he’s our guy.

  3. Vols = Bama cheats.

  4. Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome - and you guys have both Avatar
    Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome – and you guys have both

    Just as an aside here – Jai, haven’t you said that Bama CHEATS? Like 5,000 times? Well this guy is- WAS – the lead Bama recruiter. If they were cheating, he’s the Head Cheat. And you are ecstatic. What a hypocrite you are.

    It IS a good hire though. The fucker can recruit. But the incredible hypocrisy of this blog is revealed. Again.

  5. I think I implied that, dumb ass

  6. Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome - and you guys have both Avatar
    Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome – and you guys have both

    Nope. Doesn’t cut it.

    And call me dumb ass all you want. That’s your opinion. I can call you hypocrite and their are reams of info ON YOUR OWN SITE to support it.

  7. Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome - and you guys have both Avatar
    Hypocrisy is worse than a XX chromosome – and you guys have both

    And I am a guy who LIKES your blog.

  8. Pretty serious business here Bammeroid

  9. Hipocrisy loses his mind.

  10. I would ban you, Hyprocrisy is worse than a XX….., if this was Rivals.com.

  11. Your daddy, Alabama! Avatar
    Your daddy, Alabama!

    Still waiting for a big recruit from buffon and the turncoat.
    Saban has already closed the deal on Randle!

    Oh wait, i just remembered phatipus is gone and so are all the perks(cars, cash, whores), no wonder the recruits aren’t coming to Peyton’s place!…its tough when Spurrier is sitting across the way watching, huh??

  12. @11, I think you’re insane. You do realize that you just described bama recruitng?

    Documented as one of the most corrupt programs, ever?

  13. Your daddy, Alabama! Avatar
    Your daddy, Alabama!

    @12…your a total dumbfuck…you must not have completed middle school…read your last statement again

  14. I think this is a really good hire from UT and that is coming from a Bama guy. He’ll be a great recruiter for UT. No question. I have heard that as a position coach . . .he’s a great recruiter.

    I would think that after the continuous denunciatrions of Alabama recruiting on this blog (and since Lance Thompson was lead recruiter, when the fingers were pointed you were pointing at HIM) that you Vols guys shouldn’t be so quick to holler “cheater.” I highly doubt Thompson will recruit any different at UT than he did at ‘Bama. And c’mon guys, you know none of these programs is that clean . . .

    But that was, on the whole, a real good get for Kiffin.

  15. Fuck the haters, this is a great post.

    Facebook posted item: time now

  16. Hey guys – look at this from today’s B’ham paper. Very interesting per this move:

    “Oh, before that: You’ll read a small note today about how the wife of former Alabama outside linebackers coach Lance Thompson has filed for divorce, according to court documents. Stacy Lynn Thompson cited irreconcilable differences in the paperwork filed on Jan. 8 with Tuscaloosa County Circuit Court. Thompson, as you know, left UA for Tennessee on Jan. 15, saying his move was a mix of personal, family and business.”

    That’s kind of an interesting factor in this move.

  17. And Jai, per the closing rfemark about Alabama possibly matching the UT offer: according to the Press-Register, Thomson will double his salary at UT. I don’t know if Alabama made a counteroffer (and given the timeline I don’t know when they had a chance to), but given his marital situation he may not have wanted one.

  18. Ute would think that Bammer would offer a counter offer, unless the Red Elephant Club has completely taken over ‘crootin at the Crapstone.

  19. I don’t think Lance was interested in a counter offer, Dirt. I think that he wanted to get as far away from the soon-to-be former Mrs. Thompson as he could. That divorce filing tells the tale here. Note the date of the filing. Old Lance needed to get the hell out of Dodge.

  20. has Thompson found any 18 year olds to date in Knoxville yet?

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  22. “There really isn’t anything you can do about it. They offered him a job. It’s the same job he had over there at Alabama, but he had a family situation. Family always comes first. You can look at it that way.”

    Seriously? Come on.

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