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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Tebow of Nazareth

Attention Whore? Probably. Fullback?  Maybe. One more reason to justify Florida as America’s penis?  Everyday of the week, even on Sundays 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish?  Absolutely. Tebow does seem to realize where and how to get his bread  buttered.  Tony Joiner and Riley Cooper can all concur on the butter part.  What…

Capers Barr
1–2 minutes
Verne is using a Canon!!!
Verne is using a Canon!!!
Image from EDSBS, naturally.

Attention Whore? Probably.

Fullback?  Maybe.

One more reason to justify Florida as America’s penis?  Everyday of the week, even on Sundays

5 loaves of bread and 2 fish?  Absolutely.

Tebow does seem to realize where and how to get his bread  buttered.  Tony Joiner and Riley Cooper can all concur on the butter part.  What is important to note from the photo below is that the injured shoulder isn’t the stroking hand!!  it’s good to be a florida gator…..

Arkansas Florida Tebow Basketball

HT YMSWWC

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20090119/ARTICLE/901190332/2055/NEWS?Title=Tebow_assures_fans_his_shoulder_is_fine

Excerpt:

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow walked onto the basketball court Saturday with his right arm in a sling.

When he walked off, the sling was dangling from his left hand.

21 responses to “Tebow of Nazareth”

  1. Dirt Mcgirt Avatar
    Dirt Mcgirt

    Jai,
    is there anyway would can photoshop Orson in place of Danielson?

  2. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    I believe, that the truck in the picture above, is his truck

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    and the answer is yes to adding orson

  4. LL Avatar
    LL

    “it’s good to be a florida gator…..”

    Correction: It’s Great to be a Florida Gator.

    Jai, how excited are you about Eddie Orge being on the Staff?

  5. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    LL
    I had contemplated changing my avatar. But with the addition of batshit crazy Ed, I nixed it. I love him

  6. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    Jai,
    Just wanted to let you know that UF is now ranked #25 in men’s basketball while tan in a can and his group of thugs are nowhere to be seen. Enjoy the fail!

  7. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Solid post Jim

  8. LL Avatar
    LL

    Plus, it looks like he’s got on a creamsicle orange shirt in said avatar. Maybe that was a sign a long time ago that he was destined for Rocky top?

    From an outsider looking in, it appears that one of the toughest things to do right now at Tennessee is recruit. And on paper, it looks like Kiffins has assembled a staff of quality recruiters.

  9. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Lanie must now manage egos

  10. LL Avatar
    LL

    “tan in a can” lol.

    Yes, Solid, Jim.

  11. LL Avatar
    LL

    Hey Jai, I’m not sure if you answered this or not from another thread, but what’s up with Kiffins naming his newborn Son “Knox”? It’s a very Bammer-esque move.

    When that one Bama family named their Son “Saban” before the fethered-banged One had even coached a game, it resulted in a 6-6 season. Is this what lies on the horizon for Kiffins-and-Bits?

  12. LL Avatar
    LL

    “feathered”. Sorry.

  13. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    No idea why he did that. I have not asked my source in the AD. “Kiffins and bits” is very nice, btw

  14. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Kiffin’s choice after Knox was Cheat.

  15. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Jai only wishes Tennessee had someone as revered as Tim.

  16. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    and I guess being a sodomite is OK in America’s Penis? Philistine?

  17. Your daddy, Alabama Avatar
    Your daddy, Alabama

    Poor kid. How much does it cost to change your name? it will be well worth it!
    Coach O is doing a fantastic job with recruting…..cough, cough!

  18. Bottom lining Avatar
    Bottom lining

    Know what Knox Kiffin’s middle name is? “Upsister.”

  19. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    18, what does that even mean? Dumb. Did I not caution you last week on providing LWS Quality comments?

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