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Orgeron on Mountain Dew Voltage Swag Giveaway

So, what do you think of Bat Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron ripping off his shirt?  O only recruits solid citizen/scholar-athletes, I am sure of it.  Mountain Dew [ Mountain DewMocracy] has offered up 5 prize packs of VOLtage (get it?  V-O-Ltage?)  drinks and some swag.  To win, you must leave a comment about when you…

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So, what do you think of Bat Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron ripping off his shirt?  O only recruits solid citizen/scholar-athletes, I am sure of it.  Mountain Dew [ Mountain DewMocracy] has offered up 5 prize packs of VOLtage (get it?  V-O-Ltage?)  drinks and some swag.  To win, you must leave a comment about when you lost your Mountain Dew virginity or how much Tennessee is dominating the SEC;  Or Bama cheats; or Crompton wins the Heisman;  or that Mike Slive is Florida’s Puppet.

The best 5 stories/Comments win. You actually need to leave a real email win.  We will end it next Friday the 13th.  Bammeroids, no cheating.

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8 responses to “Orgeron on Mountain Dew Voltage Swag Giveaway”

  1. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    This is great shit.

    Like the new layout BTW.

  2. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    I trained that girl with the fake titties on the F.C. King Links. Commanders Task List, I used Mountain Dew like Pavlov to a dog. I.E. I showed her a dew and she cups her titties; Sticks out her tongue; and protects her night vision by closing her eye.

    Vols, Bitch

  3. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    this girl, I trained her:

    http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/435/motivator52320350890329.jpg

  4. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Since 2005, me and BSCEd ain’t on too gooda terms. Difficult to get excited about one of Kiffin’s depraved, overpaid dummies.

    Ears, you could start a glass factory with the silicone it took to fill those balloons.

  5. Dirt Mcgirt Avatar
    Dirt Mcgirt

    Batshit Crazy will pwn all. Fear the Orge

  6. Charley Strong Avatar
    Charley Strong

    I couldn’t get hired as a head coach because my white wife drinks Dew

  7. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    After a bit of research I have discovered that Kiffin’s wife is a gator. That is right a gator. If Kiffin begins acting like he is under pressure it will undoubtedly be because he is sharing a house with a gator. I don’t have to explain this to Jai he knows gators.

  8. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Andre Smith is an example of the fine nutrition program at Alabama. You think Saban is trying to sabotage Smith because he sucked as an NFL coach??? Or is he trying to use Smith as leverage for a new 10 year contract, saying he would have the body of Coach O if he was around more than 2 years???

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