This just in from a very, very deep source/mole inside the UT Athletic Department. This source is so deep, if the AD was a human body you’d have to stick an entire yard stick up someone’s ass to get to this source. So, this is some real shit.

A lot of people have been wondering where the “VOLS” that was removed from the stadium in favor of the new jumbotron will end up. There have been guess made by normal people, and updates posted by super incredible insiders, yet, this remains a mystery, like how Crompton finds his way out of his own fucking room without impaling himself on a butter knife.

Anyway, according to the source, in an effort to try and lock down Memphis since the invisible fence hasn’t worked worth a shit, the “VOLS” is going to be hand delivered to the one and only super recruit stroker Tennstud1, aka R Adams, to be displayed prominently over his world famous hot tub.

In an effort to make this bold recruiting move even more effective, the AD is going to have Mr. super duper insider himself, LWSmithVol, personally hand deliver this monument to Adams, wearing nothing but his black jersey he modeled for the world and a jockstrap. Once the tub is set up, Stud and LWSmith will jump in the tub together for a quick photo opp, and plaster Beale St with the results.

Stud + LWSmithVol + Black jersey + hot tub + VOLS + dolla dolla bills = Recruits can’t resist…

Memphis is going to be on lock bitches.

V,B