If you have not seen the updated Merch Store, we now have “V,B” and “Vols, Bitch” stickers/car stickers/bumper stickers.  A sheet of 6 will only run you $5.50. ..  < $1 per sticker for all you sidewalk alumni.

Bosgap will be in Gainesville slapping these bad boys right over Gator magnets, on Gator car flags, on jean short pockets, on Tebow’s chastity belt, etc, etc, etc…

Until then, buy yourself a sheet or two, and start tagging Knoxville, Nashville, Atlanta, Athens, Gainesville, Auburn, Tuscaloosa, Columbia, or wherever the hell else you live.  Starting now until the Vols appear in the BCS title this season, we will be hosting a “Vols, Bitch” photo contest.

Details of the Contest:

1. Tag a “Vols, bitch” sticker anywhere you want. Take a picture.  Send an email to bosgap@gmail.com with a brief description of the photo and your name, a fake name, your boss’s name, whatever you want to be identified by.  Or, post your picture and story over @ Volsbitch.com. I will post every single entry I get on LWS no matter what.

2. There will be 2 categories, Merch and non-Merch.  The Merch category consists of pictures of any V,B merchandise tagged in public.  This will include spotting someone wearing V,B merchandise.  The non-Merch category covers everything else.   This will be your chance to get creative and get the V,B name in front of the most people at once.

3. Scoring will be unorganized, unfair, and decided by myself.  Huge bonus points for tagging in enemy territory, tagging on enemy property, reaching a very large audience with a tag, and excessive tagging by the same person.  The idea here is both quantity and quality, i.e., what Tebow passes up.

4. Prizes will be awarded at the end of the season to the best entries. More details on that later.

If we get good response, we will be producing a “Vols, bitch” of the SEC poster in the same mold of the “Doors of [Insert City]” series.  We will give several of these out to some of our best submitters.

Reference: The Origin of “Vols, bitch.”

Volsbitch.com – Message Board

Thanks to a couple of great message boards for spreading the word on this contest.

Check them out @ Vols, Bitch – The Forum and Smash South Sports.