You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet- Socrates (maybe)
1/1/24. On television, incendiary images of Bama fans, gaudy crimson like rumps of apes, legatees by birth to Denny’s Chimes, sit stunned in the Rose Bowl. The unthinkable occurred. Bama lost. A rare two-loss season for the Tide.
Bama fans appear as peculiar as bandy-legged changelings, stomping their heels, flexing their short arms and preening outstretched necks, revealing their soft white torsos, and mewing like wounded farm animals. Many Tide fans, most of whom had never flown in an airplane before or even left the state of Alabama (Mississippi doesn’t count) or stepped foot on the Alabama campus, were stunned, it was both beautiful and disgusting.
Both of Bama’s losses this season were officiated by Big 12 crews. Coincidence? Hardly.
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