On a day of abject villainy, Nick Saban says that ‘Texas ain’t gonna run the SEC’ boy.  It would be nice at this point to confirm this commentary as a satire that way we could applaud how it deftly—even affectionately—pricks the pompous self-regard of the Texas fanbase and Horn’s inner circle.  Saban and his boy Greg McElroy are nothing more than a soulless works of sycophancy. So much so that Kirk Herbstreit, a true malfunctioning hologram, sputtering his bullshit lines, wants to take them out behind the gym for a thrashing.

In what is a standard-issue tirade against the SEC’s mannerless interloper of Texas, Saban goes on a full-throated treacly rant about who is the real boss of the Conference. Bama fans can be dramatic, even hysterical, violent, prone to sweeping pronouncements about the entirety of the SEC since the dawn of time …Remember, the SEC HQ is in Birmingham Alabama for a reason.  What will they do when they see that Saban picked  Georgia vs. Texas in the SEC Championship Game?  He did manage to keep Alabama as “OUR”. See below: