Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

I love the Pride of the Southland Marching Band. The Pregame Spectacular gives me chills every time I see it. It is indeed “A Pregame Tradition Unrivaled in College Football”. But please, somebody tell Dr. Sousa that “Iron Man” needs to go. It sounds like something a middle school band would play. I assume that this is intended to be one of those menacing songs played only when the Big Orange is on defense, but it fails to properly menace. At least we aren’t resorting to the worn out “Imperial March” (the Darth Vader thingy) but I am confident we can do better. Here are some suggested alternatives for Dr. Sousa:

1) War Machine – KISS
2) You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’ – Judas Priest
3) Metal Health – Quiet Riot
4) She Believes In Me – Kenny Rogers

7 responses to “Iron Man Manifesto”

  1. I like Erik Ainge.

  2. Why did you get banned? I knew you were annoying but I think getting banned is a little harsh. I actually read your posts more than any other, just for the entertainment factor.

    DA

  3. I think that Brent did not appreciate me criticizing him publicly for my perceived slant on the reporting of the quarterback battle. But I stand by my criticism. That being said, I think Volquest is a tremendous site and Brent does a better job than anybody else out there. No hard feelings on my part at all, he has a business to run.

  4. trebek – Me too. He needs to step up and stake his claim.

  5. He will LB, he will do it for you.

  6. piratelooksat40 Avatar
    piratelooksat40

    Fuck them

  7. trebek – He Hate Me

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