Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

UPDATE: http://loserwithsocks.com/2007/01/18/sabans-reach-for-sec-domination-faces-hog-setback/http://loserwithsocks.com/2007/01/18/sabans-reach-for-sec-domination-faces-hog-setback/

The Newest (January 07)  Beck Campbell Email linked here Link 

 

UPDATE and unconfirmed Springdale Alum (Gus, you are slacking off) WR Damian Williams to transfer, others stay including Mitch.

For our Bama readers: This is a copy of a email from Mitch Mustain’s Mother to the media. This is like exclusive shit or something. A prudent man would treat this post like pristine driven snow.

Related Razorback story link here

The nexus is that this highly embarrassing for the Arkansas program. I guess the Springdale parents really thought that Gus Mahlzahn was hired as an offensive coordinator? PW3ned or whatever…

Beck Campbell’s Statement e-mailed to media…
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for release. (Beck is Mitch’s Mom)

The Springdale bunch don’t seem very happy
Mitchell has been very proud to be a part of this team and we have all been extremely proud of the success of the entire team this season. It has been a true honor to be associated with kids of their caliber and he has been blessed to have teammates who have grown to respected him and who have supported him in light of the expections under which he entered this program.


Mitchell has never had a concern regarding playing time, either during his tenor as a starting quarterback or during his time as a back-up quarterback. Casey and he have always been supportive of each other and have always
encouraged one another as players and friends. His greatest conflict at this very moment is his love, respect and admiration he has for his teammates and the devotion he feels towards the program and his state. With regards to our appointment with Coach Broyles this past Thursday, this meeting was to be private and we had no intention and made no effort to make
it public. I was there strictly to discuss my personal experiences over the course of the season and seeking the truth about issues that were of concern.
I made it very clear at the first of the meeting that I was not there seeking assurances, promises, or guarantees about the future of the program. There was never discussion by any parent regarding the playing time of any player. We discussed matters that would be of any concern to a freshman
parent such as academics and curfews. Several of these matters had already been addressed with members of the staff and had not been resolved. Since the football program controls those aspects of our child’s lives I felt it appropriate to address those issues with the head of the program. I discussed as well my concerns regarding Mitchell’s future as a football
player. However, they were confined to my perception of the desire and the ability of this program to develop his skills and abilities in a manner which would provide him with the best opportunity to succeed on the field in order to help his team succeed at the highest level.
It was agreed by all party’s involved that the head coach has the valid right to determine the direction of the program and the manner in which the team would develop.
I would like the fans of Arkansas to understand that Mitchell has dedicated his heart and soul to this team and has worked diligently to represent this team in a postive manner. He loves his teammates, and he feels a deep sense of regret and sadness that his prescence on this team has created a division
in a state he loves.
I personally want to apologize for any role I may have played in the division that has been created and any reflection my behaior may have had on the team and my son. As a parent, I have always encouraged and supported my children in managing their own relationships. However, I truly believed, in
light of many issues that had come to light over the course of the season, Mitchell needed the support of his family and friends in seeking the truth regarding the direction of the program in general and his role as a Razorback.

50 responses to “Mitch Mustain-a-licous’s Mom discusses her meeting with Nutt”

  1. Hmph. I’m sure glad my mommy didn’t drop by the English Dept. office to make sure I was getting to bed on time.

    That’s what I’d say if I believed any of this Mike Mularkey.

  2. I didn’t realize Arkansas had a PTA

  3. this is supposed to be exclusive shit. Like Peruvian blow

  4. She must be an Arky grad. She almost put a sentence together.

  5. A MILF Hunter’s delight!

  6. Shes got a “milk mustache” now. hehehe!

  7. Wat was she tryin to do???

  8. Houston's Nutts Avatar
    Houston’s Nutts

    WHo the fuck knows what they were doing. It is arkansas.

  9. This is a copy and paste operation of the email from Beck.

    Spelling and verb tense errors are all hers.

  10. Is Mustain’s Mom hot?

    Thatglobelover site owner (comment 10), the chick, is very hot

  11. Razorbackfanlivingindestinflorida Avatar
    Razorbackfanlivingindestinflorida

    What the fuck? Casey Dick and Mitch played like shit this year anyways. Did his mother not see the ULM came? Monroe please lady your son will play.

  12. http://www.textually.org/ringtonia/archives/images/set2/20060323__fea_musicallist_0324~1_200.jpg

    nutt had his offensive coordinaya show his favorite flick to teh kids to settle them down.and their carnation-instant-bitch mommas.

  13. Fuck u losersocks…u think ur spelling and snetence structure is worthty? lol. It’s a dumbass story from the git go…no spellbounding ingredients here. I wished Mitch Mustain would have taken his lousy roadshow to Alabama or Florida in the first place.

  14. I agree with KD, it’s not a story unless we make it one…

  15. fuck u arkansas haters

  16. KD
    Comment 16, fuck you. This is “whats her nuts” mustain’s mom’s manifesto. So don’t bust my balls on sentence structure

  17. Eat shit and die you worthless inbred fuckheads Avatar
    Eat shit and die you worthless inbred fuckheads

    Hey… fuck you all. Like Bama is any cluster fuck institution of ivory tower thinking…. You have to be fucking kidding yourselves. Question: what has forty legs and three teeth? the front row at a Bama graduation ceremony. How many Bama grads does it take to change a light bulb? None, they haven’t gotten electricity in Bama yet….

  18. Hog haters? We are SEC West Champions, who gives a shit about a qb, te and wr when the Hogs have 2 all-americans in the backfield? Where was Bama this season? 4th out of 6.

  19. Deez

    Stop being so paranoid. We bust on everyone.

  20. Mustain has nice nipples!

  21. That is an awesome observation, John

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  23. Hey – to the guy w/ the funny Alabama jokes. Did you make those up yourself dipshit or did your mommy have to help you do it while she was wiping your ass pulling up your spider man pjs and tucking you into bed up in the hayloft? Way to bring Alabama into your crises!

  24. ken stabler in his younger, rambling days Avatar
    ken stabler in his younger, rambling days

    yammer rammer jammer bammer hammer!

  25. Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. What do you think? How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable?Isn’t the country with
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  26. fuck all you guys. go get some pussy instead of wondering what this Fag kid is doing.

  27. Disdainlyfully Superior Gator Avatar
    Disdainlyfully Superior Gator

    Thanks Arkansas for the fumble in the end zone. Coach was a deer in the highlights before you fellas gave up the SEC CG. Wow…. the bickering of second tier SEC programs….how delightful… let me clear some things up…. Arkansas undoubtable has reached a peak of the 3 to 4 year cycle that mid range teams go through as they retain seniors who want to “overachieve”, too bad thats over and despite a potential heisman winner in the backfield arkansas will once again be relegated to the west basement. As for Bama. No Saban will not be the second coming of Bear! Give up, you were good once but you cant compete with talent that exists in FL, GA, and LA. You will be good but you wont ever be great. So remember this as you bitch at each other over whether you finished 4th or 5th in the SEC standings. The game in Atlanta runs through Gainesville once again.

  28. mitchell mustaint Avatar
    mitchell mustaint

    Jesus Christ! This mom needs to pop the titty out of her son’s mouth and let him do his own fucking thing! What is he? a 9 year old? This spoiled fucking brat can’t do his own press releases or e-mail messages? I guess he is only taking 101 courses this semester. What a fucking pansy! I hope Mitchell grows a pair sometime, unless mommy plans on moving with him wherever he goes next.

  29. billy donovan steals grease from the french fry vats at mcdonalds for his hair Avatar
    billy donovan steals grease from the french fry vats at mcdonalds for his hair

    concur.

  30. You all appear to be ill educated Leroy types with little or no true knowledge of college football. To shed some light on the situation would require a reversal of your genetics…..Sorry you lose again

  31. I would have to agree with the superior GATOR.The State of Alabama just doesn’t have the talent to compete with Florida,Georgia or Lousiana.All you have to do is look at Lousiana’s star quarterback Jamarcus Russelle from Mobile,Alabama or West Virginia’s heismans contender from Alabama or maybe we should look at the San Diego chargers Phillip Rivers from Athens,Al or Carnell Williams,Rudi Johnson,Demeco Ryans,Roman Harper to name a few Alabama boys who have made it to the pros. I guess Alabama does have the talent to compete with Florida.

  32. Hey……..where is Mitch’s dad anyway?

  33. Thank God someone else noticed and asked the question Don

  34. Who gives a fuck where his dad is? Probably having anal sex with an Alabaman or Floridian somewhere. I wish there was a fucking pacifier big enough for the whole fucking state of Alabama. All you do is bitch, moan, and complain. You think you’re better than everyone, and talk shit like you are good or something. Florida is the only state here that has a right to talk shit to anybody…because this year, they backed it up. Suck my Razorback cock bama! And thank you for pointing out the fact that you have so many superior players that went play for other teams…that’s like saying The Rock was born in your state, but moved away when he turned 1 year old. Fucking congradulations pussies.

  35. haha

  36. Peace people

    We love you

  37. Damn, LolitochkaBC took what I was going to say.

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