UPDATE 1/18/2007 1200 CST http://loserwithsocks.com/2007/01/18/sabans-reach-for-sec-domination-faces-hog-setback/
1/17/07 1220 Update: (HT to Juan Garcia Abrego from Springdale) The Email that set of the series of unfortunate hillbilly events Click to open. Hog fans, keep your weiners away from the meat grinders!! Also Bonus video linked here
We just figured out what in the hell has scared the Hogs. It is Nick Saban. The Bama hiring of the angel-winged coiffed Saban has literally scared the living bejesus out of the rest of the SEC. Gus Malzahn, Mitch Mustain, LSU’s JaMarcus Russell (He is going to Bama out of Saban fear), and Bama’s Mike Shula are among the most recent to get the hell out of the damned Conference (their words not ours). Fright doesn’t really describe the reaction, sharting themselves is more accurate. Picture Chris Leak running the option against a really good defense, and a linebacker has a clean shot at Leak’s sternum. Leak who is notoriously afraid of contact sees the impending hit to his sternum and releases his bowels from fear. That is the level of scared shitless that the rest of the Southeastern Conference has begun to realize. The Bammers warned the rest of us that hell was coming with Nick Saban, they were not shitting..
OK, does this ‘intimidation’ by Saban mean that Bama really is back? Is Bama on track towards its next National Championship (12 or 23 but who is really counting)? If all of these defections are indicators, then we say yes Bama is Back. Sure that SI Cover is not John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson, put whats the difference?
The latest on the Mustain, the most recent Saban Defection:
Hattip to the “Illegal Alien from Springdale”
KFSM 5 says its true, Mitch Mustain-a-licious is gone.
Turn your tv’s on… Nutt’s problems just got deeper. Mustain just left. Moved out of the dorm, Nutt won’t grant him a releaseArkansas freshman quarterback Mitch Mustain was granted his release from his football scholarship on Tuesday, one day after former offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn accepted a similar position at Tulsa., and Mustain says screw it he will go somewhere else on his own dime to get away. Nutt can’t control this program right now.
Malzahn has hit the recruiting trail running. He is a Pulaski Academy where Broderick Green (USC recruit), Staphn Loucks (Texas Tech) and a kid name Langford (not sure) all attend. Gus may very will take a couple of the already verballed Hogs to Tulsa. Crosby Tuck played at Shiloh Christian and Gus coached at Shiloh and still has ties.
A follow-up email from the “illegal alien from Springdale”
Maybe those C-USA Teams have defenses more comparable to Fayetteville High or Forth Smith Southside. Mustain never would have made it in the SEC. Cry me a freaking river and get the hell out of my city.
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