Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.


Well, Bama’s season came to a merciful end last night, losing in the last seconds to Oklahoma St., 34-31. But, on the plus side, last night’s defeat shown a little more light on the coaching search, which is infinitely more important than the stinking Independence Bowl.

Kines seen here telling his players how many games he’ll be the head coach.

For all those that thought Kines should be named head coach, last night was a wake up call, and not because of the way Bama played. I did expect Bama to play that well. But in hindsight that was just wishful thinking. The team is in a state of disarray not knowing who the next coach will be. Plus, while Oklahoma State was busy practicing, some Bama players were doing their best Phil Helmutt inpersonation. No, the reason Coach Kines will not be the next head coach at The University of Alabama is because of that terrifically hilarious, and at the same time horribly embarassing halftime interview.

The best way I could describe it is that that would be what my pawpaw would sound like if he was interviewed after just attending a heavy metal concert. That interview is only surpassed by John L. Smith’s infamous diatribe last year heading into the lockerroom after Ohio State blocked a field goal and ran it back right before halftime.

Another fallacy that was disproved last night was that Shula wasn’t the only problem with the offense. While the offensive line played a little better, (Wilson was actually able to plant his back foot on a 5 step drop before having to scramble and they finally figured out that they had to help out the right tackle with a back or tight end), and they actually ran a trick play that worked for a TD, the offensive productivity still left much to be desired. The offense really only gets credit for 17 of the 31 points against a defense that was sievelike all season. The offense, as it has all season, had no big play maker. No one that was a threat to take it the distance. DJ Hall is a good receiver, but in a good offense, he would be the possession receiver.

That brings me to my final point, and allow me one “if”. If Tyrone Prothro hadn’t been injured, Shula, right or wrong, would still be the head coach of this football team. He was the only player that could overcome the inept coaching and make plays all by himself.

prothro

The real reason for Shula’s dismissal.

17 responses to “Build A Bear : Inside Trap Edition”

  1. John Sara Jessica Parker Wilson appeared to trim his bangs. I was diappointed, he was really beginning to look like Ringo Starr

    You know, Shula wandered in the wilderness for 40 years and he never made it to the promised land,” Kines preached. “But Mal Moore did make him get up on the mountain and see it.”

  2. I agree that halftime interview was something to behold. Reminded me of a Phil Hartman (Sat Night Live) skit. When that happened I thought “The Bama people will never go for this image” (most schools wouldn’t which is probably why the guys a vagabond assistant coach. He probably cost himself a shot at the Texas Def Coord job too as the TExas folks are much too refined for this public persona.

    Probably too bad – seems like a good guy and a good to very good defensive coach.

    Anxiously awaiting You Tube.

  3. Shula is in a state of perpetual bewilderment. I bet he still thinks he’s the coach.

  4. While waiting for the Joe Kines interview on Youtube, check out the SEC coach video, thanks to georgia sports blog
    http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/

  5. Georgia Sports Blog? I should delete that shit. That guy refused to link one of our stories, because ” he hates UT as much as the next guy”. Fuck him

  6. Sorry, didn’t know the history…maybe a direct link to youtube would be more appropriate!
    From a new reader…treat her gently my friend!

  7. Who is “she”? I think that the georgia blog owner is a male. However, I believe that LP you are F. If so, yes I will be gentle to you

  8. Those 3 timeouts only made my bladder more fuller, Kines

  9. You’re right, she is me…a loyal Vol Fan since freshman year (1982) at UT, but horrors, a graduate degree from UGA. Don’t hold it against me, I survived the years with my Vol loyalty in tact with the greatest of ease.
    Enough about me…on with my favorite blog.
    Your loyal reader and almost first time poster,
    LPVOL

  10. LP, I am the kicker who was put on ice, 3 times, kines and juwan simpson tried to ice me. I am not scarred either

  11. LP, I am going to show you my picture now, can you show me yours?
    http://static.flickr.com/69/201419973_4e64b027c7_b.jpg

  12. Go BuckNuts!!! Beat Florida

  13. Sorry, none available. Could dig up the wedding photo with my husband the LSU fan, but think that would upset the rest of the posters. And I don’t want to piss off LWS again, see first post of the day.

  14. Irish, no chance, too old. Just a football fan with an appreciation of football wit.

  15. Big Red is crying in his crimson hankerchief.
    Big Red is crying, he needs some real relief.
    He asks Coach Joe Kines “Can you save us from this dread?”
    Coach Kines rips his shirt off and this is what he says..

    “Yawyawyawyawyaaaaaaaaaawyaaaaaaaaaaw yaw yaw Bama”

  16. That would be Big Al….goddamn I hate when I fuck up my own damn jokes.

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