During ESPN’s halftime show of the MPC Computers Bowl at Boise Idaho, Mark May commented on what in the world could
make Nick Saban leave the NFL for Alabama. May and noted Bammer Homer Rece Davis were engaged in spirited debate over Saban, with May’s logic making great sense (I was shocked, usually he is an idiot). May asked,”why would Saban leave Miami to return to a job that he must recruit and rely on 17-18 year olds for job security? ” Then May made this disparaging remark that inextricably linked Tuscaloosa and Trailer Parks forever “why would Saban leave Miami and the beach for the trailer parks of Bama?”. Oh Mark May, you have no idea what kind of shit storm you just created for yourself. Bammers are much more irrational than other SEC fans, who can forget that time the Bama Dad shot his son after another Bama loss to the Barn? The kid only wanted to borrow the car!!
Some have said you did not go far enough Mark, (HT MSU76 The Rebel Rouser) “Double-wide trailers, beef jerkey, Schlitz beer, pickup trucks on campus, and the most boorish, redneck fans in all of college football = the Bama Nation. And how about that great tailgating tradition all around the Quad….anyone want a couple of slices of Pappa Joe’s pizza?” (IrishJihad, Sorry my good friend. This was to good to pass up.)
ESPN thought they had problems when outed Metrosexual 
Chris Fowler made a similar comment about Tennessee… Most of you may not know this but there is a serious bias against Tennessee with the ESPN Gameday crew. It all started when Chris Fowler described UT fans as “trailer trash” and they got hell for it when they came to Knoxville the next time..and it is believed that Corso, Fowler and Herbie refuse to go Knoxville anymore.
BTW, why in the blue hell does Boise State have blue turf? Am I the only person that thinks that the turf detracts from the game? Like watching a Candian Football Game? I don’t understand either one.
Wait until the crazy deranged Bammer lunatics come pouring 
out of the Tuscaloosa Ghettos like cockroaches piled into jacked-up Chevy Novas and Trans Ams. They will be heading up to Bristol looking for some Steve Urkel ass, a University slandered in cold blood. But they didn’t count on a Bammers revenge!
An Eye For An Eye, A Houndstooth For A HoundsTooth !!!
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