Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

 

(Meyer reacts to the news that Nick Saban and Bama will support his Pro-Pot Push)

Earlier this year, Urban “Herban” Meyer was asked to speak to Congress about the state of the BCS, but the coach couldn’t make time to attend. Now this American legend is making time in his busy recruiting schedule for a different issue, his desire for the legalization of Marijuana.

We will have the full transcripts of this riveting and pivotal testimony next week.

> Meyer: “They wanted my opinion because I had to suspend players for getting high. Suspensions could have really hurt us bad, why do you think we lost to Auburn? My dopers were out of shape from being suspended. Not because Leak fumbled.”

>Meyer: “This legislation is vital to the success of our program, our recruits need to know that they can attend reefer parties without retribution.”

> Meyer: “Maybe I should go do those kinds of things because I think it’s important when someone wants our opinion. You don’t get asked your opinion very often and I look back at that and I probably should’ve done that. But once again, my job is to recruit, marijuana will help us in recruiting. ”

2 responses to “Urban “Herban” Meyer to Testify in Front of Congress”

  1. Bitch Nuttstain has re-enrolled at arcuntsaw. what a spaz

  2. LSU doesn’t like Arkansas? What if Nutt goes to Dallas, and Saban goes to Arkansas?

    http://nicksaban.wordpress.com/2007/01/21/finebaum-comments/

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