Southern Comfort, 1981- A squad of Alabama National Guard soldiers on an isolated weekend exercise in the Louisiana swamp must fight for their lives when they anger local Cajuns by making fun of the way they talk.
In what would have normally been a very bad football game, the Bama-Ole Miss game will now be something special. Nick Saban has added fuel to the always smoldering titty twisting, sweating, shirtless, restraining order-issued-against, nipple piercing, screaming, and (cajun) Ed Orgeron. Saban, using all of the social etiquette of a group of men taking a piss together, has now managed to enrage the entire SEC Western Division. Saban had this to say about Coach O, “I can’t understand a word he says, you know how those fellas down there talk, you know like a coon ass?” .
Orgeron and Ole Miss, are usually considered to be a relatively harmless football team. Often compared to the Chicago Cubs, loveable losers on the Island of Misfit Toys with Orgeron as the Bumble, they might now actually have something to rally for.
Nick, If you see this guy doing this with his right hand, you should duck.
Saban continues to kick ass in what is now becoming a Tuscaloosa Tradition. One has to wonder what is making these guys lose their minds (we still think it is the GHB)
- Mike DuBose and Secretaries
- Mike Price and Titty Bars
- Coach Frans Bobblehead Dolls
- Mike Shula and his gold chain
- Nick Saban and the Finebaum Interview
- Nick Saban and the Coon Ass comments
I hid my head in shame listening to Colin Cowherd just wearing Nick Saban’s ass out over the coonass comment. I finally just shut off the radio. I was embarrassed for Saban. As if that was not enough, Colin then began to blister the asses of the Bammers that were calling in to defend Saban and the use of phrase coonass.
I had one Bama Fan tell me that this was intricate and complex Barner plot to discredit Saban and his faltering recruiting efforts. A Barner plot? How so? The Cowherd producer is allegedly a Barn Grad. That can’t be true, Communications is not considered a Farming/Agricultural Academic Discipline.
Here are the almost 3 hours of Colin Cowherd-Saban Beatdowns.
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