Today is huge for Bama. According to Cool Hand Mike aka Luke North, King of the Money Shot, the SEC must focus on the fact that Alabama is now free to resume normal operations, go weapons free, recruit by reconthrough contact.
While everyone (ESPN Radio Podcasts will be posted later today) is talking about Nick Saban stepping on his crank (we will have more on that later today), we don’t want any coonass talk on this post. Today is the equivelent of VE/VJ in Ghettos of Tuscaloosa. Here is what the Bama Porn Star had to say about it:
Well well well. No more peeing in the cup for Miles Brand. Fuck you very much. 5 years ago you tried, oh you tried, to destroy us. Yet here we are with a top notch coach and a damn fine recruiting class. BUUUUUURRRRRN!
It’s been five long years since you pulled the rabbit out of your hat. Were we guilty of buying a player? Probably. Were we the only ones to have done this? Hell no. So why were we made an example of? Sheer fucking spite if you ask me.
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