Lets face facts Zag fans. Your coach is not one cooter hair of being the kind of coach that Urban “Herban” Meyer is. If he was, we would not know that Zag players were smoking weed and we would not know that they were suspended. The Zag fans suck because they are not here defending the players and the players right to smoke mota. Florida fans would  crucify us for attacking these fine humble student-athletes.

Not that we really give two shits about Gonzaga Zags (also a brand of rolling papers Zig-Zag) Basketball, but it is our civic duty to promote Urban “Herban” Meyer’s Pro-Marihuana (we know it is spelled with a ‘J’, this is old school weed) Legislation. Here is another coach that must deal with player senseless suspensions that will derail his team’s success. Here is the link

Zag Coach Mark Few, call Meyer, he can help with the game suspension selections. You know, a how-to for suspending players for cupcake or fart-in-the-wind games while saving those key players for games that really count. Text message him, he is really into all of that shit.

SPOKANE, Wash. — Gonzaga’s second-leading scorer, Josh Heytvelt, and freshman Theo Davis were indefinitely suspended Saturday after being arrested for investigation of drug charges, a bust that could derail the team during a critical point in the season.

The players were were arrested late Friday night after officers in nearby Cheney found marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms in their gold Chevy Trailblazer, said Cmdr. Rick Campbell. The amount of marijuana was only enough for a misdemeanor, but possession of mushrooms is a felony, he said.