How will I get my Rush Propst hair almost as perfect as Nick Saban’s feathered angel-hair bangs? [Birmingham News link]
“Two-A-Days” is over.
Like the sighs of relief from football players at the end of grueling, twice-a-day preseason practices, so, too, can Hoover parents rest easier: The MTV reality show featuring the Hoover High football team has come to an end.
The cancellation of this television show demonstrates the reach and global domination of ESPN. Anyone that knows just a little bit about football knows that the Hoover Bucs could have easily won the Big East Conference. Even Louisville with their Pizza Stadium shit themselves when they think about Rush prowling the sidelines yelling “dogshit” over and over.
It does not bode well for ESPN’s contract with the Big East when you have a high school team that could easily embarrass the “elite” teams of the BCS’s version of a Boy Band Conference.
With the cancellation complete, Stu”I Ruined Sports Center” Scott’s cold as the other side of the pillow, unfeeling, lazy, deadly and discolored eye (a close up below) uses its search and acquisition radar looking for a new threats. The Lord said to Rise Up!!
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