Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Chipper, now we know why you are so arrogant. How dare you host Herban “AK-47” Meyer at the Mets-Braves game on Easter Sunday. We saw that smug and arrogant bastard at the game on TBS.

Why does this Nation endorse and praise guys like Meyer? The TBS announcers shamelessly sniffed Meyer’s soiled joc.  But there he was, Satan’s tranny,  replete with all of his problems in Hog-Town with illegal narcotics, Semi-auto weapons and brawling football players.

To his credit Herban didn’t look as stunned as he did during his last visit to Atlanta (the SEC Championship Game). Stunned and stoned Meyer burned successive timeouts until Arkansas “Stoernered” the game away with the muffed punt. Houston Nutt should be fired just because he let Florida off the hook. In fact, Phil Fulmer should be fired for losing to this dunce…twice.

Memo to Chipper: Meyer is Satan’s Overlord in case you didn’t already know. Did both of you eat Hooters after the game? With all of the injuries and then toss in that you are a Gator Fan we have a problem. You Chipper, are a injury prone and problem superstar. It also explains why you can’t keep your zipper zipped. To hell with you Chipper Jones the Rally Killer.

Chipper Jones, the Braves’ third baseman and last year’s National League Most Valuable Player, cheated on his wife two years ago and had a child out-of-wedlock with a Hooters waitress. His divorce was finalized earlier this year, and last month he married a third woman, who is nearly six months pregnant. [National Review]

Among the celebrities expected to be in attendance Saturday were Atlanta Braves’ third baseman Chipper Jones, a Gator fan. Jones was the MLB draft’s No. 1 overall pick out of Jacksonville Bolles in 1990. [Gator Sports]

17 responses to “Chipper “Rally Killer” Jones You are Dead to Us”

  1. Get off of Chipper Jones’ back. Nobody is a saint, especially if you work at Hooter’s throwing yourself at every guy that comes in. She had a choice to say no but she went along with him for the fame of saying “Chipper Jones did me.” If someone on here is an angel or saint, then you have right to say something. And as for the Hooter’s waitress, she wanted child support, fame, and a good time that lasted for 5 minutes that caused a man to lose his wife. Have some morals. She slaims he couldn’t keep his fly zipped: she can’t keep her legs closed!!! Don’t point fingers you balloon-breasted SLUT!!! You want to be self-righteous, go to church on Sunday instead of going to Hooter’s!!! You had a choice, and you made a bad decision. You little bubble-headed BIMBO!!! I am a die hard baseball and Braves fan. If you were so perfect, you’d be a nun then you’d be mad cause ya didn’t get none!!!

  2. Wow Katie, get pissed off

  3. Chipper Jones did me.

    Who could resist those hot sideburns?

    Katie, please don’t be upset with me, I couldn’t keep my anus closed.

  4. […] pissed us of earlier, by hosting Herban Meyer at a Braves game really is  Florida Gator Loving [Gators Suck], Rally Killing, Triple Play Making [Triple]   animal hold inducing magnet  to meth-trailer […]

  5. wow…i cant believe anyone would go out of there way just to slam someone. It is sad that the worst things that you could have said about this amazing ball player had to come from his personal life. We all make mistakes, but because he is famous, his mistakes were put on blast for some angry s.o.b. whose pathetic antics could never rid Chipper of his true fans. Well i have met the man in person and after reading your article i still feel that Chipper jones is one of the best switch hitters of our time. I do agree with Katie’s comments towards the hooters girl…it does take two…and what man, …especially an athlete…can control themselves, i mean, lets be real here for a second. They all do it. It still does not change the fact that Chipper Jones is batting over .300 with 10HR already this season. He is dominating at the plate and i bet he isnt losing any sleep over your stupid and meaningless little article. We love you Chipper Jones, have a great and Wonderful season.

  6. Dufus comment #5? We are making fun of him, satire, most of us love the braves, just don’t love the fact that he hosted criminal mastermind Urban Meyer at the braves game

  7. Oh btw melissa, if you are a hot latina, you have to leave us a pic

  8. I Like Chipper Jones he is a Great baseball player. We here in Cedartown have not gave up on him. Just B/C Chipper did that dont mean you gotta HATE!!!!!. All hooters Girl’s wont is some Attetion. Thay act like they are better than everybody. They wont the right to say i slept with an celebraty. We LOVE YOU CHIPPER JONES

  9. It amazes me that people still can’t read between the lines nor understand satire. I hope these same people make me rich someday.

  10. It was a chipper’s mistake, all the humans haver errors. He recognized his child (Larry Jr.) with the hooters waitress and he loved the child. For reference go to http://www.chipperjones.com. The kid is a love and hansome like his father.

  11. First of all, you keep spelling URBAN MEYER’s name wrong, and it’s really annoying. If you want to criticize someone, at least know how to spell the names right. But why single Chipper Jones out? You know more than half of athletes go around and do this sort of irresponsible thing all the time. To single Chipper out would be hypocritical. It is a mystery to me why you have such a malicious hate for Chipper Jones. But whatever the reason is, please learn how to spell!

  12. no his name is HERBan, Number 11, but LWS is wrong a Chippy Chip.

  13. chipperlover08 Avatar
    chipperlover08

    how dare u talk about the greatest third baseman ever to grace the ball diamond. nobody can talk about someone with a 411 batting average and 400 career homeruns. chipper jones is so totally flippin awesome your insults can even penetrate his wall of excellence. I LOVE CHIPPER JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

  14. you are a piece of shit for even thinking those things. fisrt of all you dumb ass it is URBAN MEYER. all you people who judge him for what he did in his personal life that’s your own retarded choice but dont you dare carry that shit over onto the diamond.he is one of the best players if not the best player out there. if you want to judge him than you need to judge every man and woman that has ever cheated and make some dumb ass web page for them so get to work you dumb shit. oh and by the way GO GATORS!

  15. now we know where groupies come from

  16. and where is that

  17. I love Chipper anyway. It was his mistake.

    I love the Braves, and forgave Chipper a long time ago.

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