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Sweet Stinky Bam-Bam Regional; Worst of the Worst

First matchup is Rivals Gator Bait against Fighting Gators.com or Swampgas. Vote for the worst of the worst by leaving comments. Here is the link to the main page for this Regional [link] Observations of Gatorbait: Moderators of JDGator, SwamiG8R and JaxBo are the business end of a douchebag Fans and mods there should have…

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First matchup is Rivals Gator Bait against Fighting Gators.com or Swampgas. Vote for the worst of the worst by leaving comments. Here is the link to the main page for this Regional [link]

Observations of Gatorbait:

  • Moderators of JDGator, SwamiG8R and JaxBo are the business end of a douchebag
  • Fans and mods there should have no business anywhere near a keyboard
  • It is believed that Blumpkins and Tebow Fluffing by Gator fans for Gator players originated on this board
  • The personification of pure evil when defending all of the arrested Gator football players. Marijuana is good?
  • Possibly the largest collection of asshats on internet right now
  • Gatorbait should get gets bonus points for the “Now you know why we don’t let you post on our board anymore, cause we don’t like dissension” moments of honesty.

Observations of Fighting Gators.com or Swampgas:

  • This site seems to be more oriented towards florida sports
  • Moderators and fans are fairly tolerant of dissenting views
  • Home of TampaGator, owner of the gayest sig on the internet: “one, two, urban is coming for you “
  • These goobs live-blogged Herban’s press conference after the Gators were “robbed” by Auburn. Even captured Meyer’s fragile emotional state after the loss.
  • good guys but senile and misguided and a pox on the internet too
  • Regardless, these are Gators, so get ready for hot piss on your crippled grandmother’s head if she supports the gators opponent.

A quick review of internet Crimes committed by Florida Gators:
Florida

The usual stuff: Arguably the worst fanbase in the SEC if not the nation. Jorts/Mullets and cups of hot piss

Loves/hates a quarterback that just wasn’t very smart. Leak booed at home, scored an 8 on the wonderlic

Gator fans stand in line to for the chance of fluffing of Tim Tebow

Introduced the offensive scheme of “sharting” as Chris Leak fearfully ran the option

Established Illegal narcotics nexus. How do all of the drug offenders avoid suspension, jail or treatment? Please let’s not discuss all of these players, just make marijuana legal for Gators.

Florida message boards never lets the facts get in the way of the truth, never lets the story be anything other than the fact that Florida Gator spin zone is reporting it, and never, ever looks past the mountain of thier own fragile egos to look outside of Gainesville

Is Herban Meyer balding? He should think hairclub, plugs or weaves

Meyer would force Matt Leinart to run the option to prove a point

Gator Fans produced this video [Gayness]

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29 responses to “Sweet Stinky Bam-Bam Regional; Worst of the Worst”

  1. Cajun56 Avatar
    Cajun56

    Gatorbait. The mods are not that bad

  2. OmarBradley Avatar
    OmarBradley

    “Vote for the worst of the worst”

    The worst of the two is Gatorbait.

    As a UF student in the 90’s, I’m pretty sure the cup of urine thrown at Vol fans was just a rumor. Strange to see someone present that again and again as if it were the truth. Good luck with your inferiority complex.

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Thanks Omar. this might be the funniest and most accurate thread on Herban Meyer [Warchant]

  4. JaxBo Avatar
    JaxBo

    I vote Gator Bait
    uf has had charlie pell, tank black, it’s good to be chris rainey.
    Keg throwing, spitting at students, pummeling students, bar fights, gang fights.
    Rape recruiting paries(orr and respert, 2000).
    Self shooting guns, bike theifs, robbing a high school chess team.
    pizzagate(stolen credit cards).
    jaime richardson’s boulder throwing(threw a large rock threw a window of a night club after being tossed out for drunk and disorderly.
    dui’s and breaking side view car mirrors on 30+ cars one night.
    Mo Knee Breaker.
    Jaburglar Gaffelony.
    Crimedog Kearse using his relative as a scapegoat.
    Taureen Charles beating up some chick.
    Chaingang Crowder demolishing frat boys on campus.
    The whole football team showing up at the doorsteps of a frat house looking to fight(sounds like something from a movie).
    Doc Holiday.
    Baby Momma Slapping.
    Nelson, Moss, MThomas, Dee Weebee, Weedo Sheppard all on pot.
    Apartment “hunting” while wasted.
    $60,000 SUV’s, “I chose the gaters cuz all their players are driving nice new SUV’s while at FSU, you look a their parking lots and it’s all buckets.
    Dustin Doe beating up people in a gang fight.
    Planting plants, then smoking them.
    Recruiting guys that 1. smashed a windshield of some chick’s car with his hand(needed surgery), and 2. was banned from Virginia high school atheletics after beating a referee, teacher, and a few students up.
    Nate Boathang in a knife fight with a chick.
    7 man shower.

  5. JD Gator Avatar
    JD Gator

    Look, I vote GatorBait too. But this crap below is just crap. Read this and tell me what is true and not true:

    Part of running a clean program is to make the atmosphere to where players don’t want to chance getting in trouble with the coaches. Is that happening at uf? Let’s see:
    1. Puff Thomas – multiple drug test failures, pot and GHB. Gate fans tried to convince us all it was from the same test… then the truth came out, near the end of the season.

    2. After Puffy Moss jumped up and salvaged the croc’s season against the cocks, it was revealed he to also failed a drug test during the summer. What game did he miss? The showdown between top ranked uf versus division II weakling western carolina.

    3. Riley Cooper smashed a windshield, welcome the perfect gater.

    4. The star of the 2006 recruiting class is a guy who was banned from Virginia sports, why? because he slugged a ref and had been involved in numerous brawls.

    5. 7-Man shower Self shooting gun incident, gate players had a $60,000 SUV loaded with improperly registered AK’s and other machine guns… and they were all drunk while shooting at apartment windows for fun. Of course initially nobody took the blame and they all said they were in the shower, that the gun must have shot itself…

    6. Dallas Bike Stealer, steals a bike, but when cops questioned him, Dallas said, heck man, I just thought the bike was “abandoned”.

    7. Baby Momma Slappin AA.

    8. Nate Boathang gets into a heated arguement with some chick, a knife fight breaks out, Nate Dogg ends up bloodied on the floor, luckily he was still alive.

    9. At Da Club, Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson slaps some guy, then spits on him, then ends it by shooting at him, luckily police actually stepped in one time before he killed that guy.

    10. Dusty Rhodes Doe, pummels some dude in a Alaucha County vs. Pasco County gang fight(Reds vs. Crips style).

    11. Chris Rainey and other recruits brag about how many gifts and wads of cash they are getting from Gator Alumni/Boosters… Cash, Jewelry, and throwback jerseys. But he was just joking. Ha Ha Ha.

    Yep, he’s really run a clean program since coming onto campus and preaching the Top 1% of the Top 1%. We already know Doc Holiday is a cheating mule(see NC State, and I think Tennessee), uf is an SEC school which is to say, rules don’t apply.

    Clean program, that’s a freakin joke. gater fans should be embarrassed by this team.

  6. SwamiG8R Avatar
    SwamiG8R

    I vote for Gatorbait too….and I truly AM swami….ya fucker
    enjoy the spam coming your way

  7. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Fuck you Swami, I hope your fucking ass wins.

  8. Marcus Thomas Avatar
    Marcus Thomas

    Gator Bait, they give me zig-zags

  9. Chris Rainey Avatar
    Chris Rainey

    Thanks Gator Bait for the rally cool jerseys. Coach brought them to Lakeland when he was our guest speaker. Oh shit, was I suppose to say that?

  10. Chris Walker Avatar
    Chris Walker

    I am going to clock Tebow and all of his “fluffers”. Dumb queer gators…

  11. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Gatorbait. The mods need to remember that they are no longer in Castro-controlled Havana and that it is okay to talk shit about Herban.

  12. JaxBo Avatar
    JaxBo

    Definitely Gatorbait. Swami and I like to check out all the cool posts after spooning each other on the couch while watching compilation DVD’s of Richard Simmons and Gator gymnastics.

  13. rjsplow Avatar
    rjsplow

    it’s definitely gatorbait, no question. i think it’s fantastic and flattering that so many fans of so many inferior schools (basically everyone else, but mostly FSU and UT) keep impeccable records of past gator transgressions like they’re running a program fit for a seminary themselves. what can i say, other than i don’t have nearly as much time as you losers to cry over my keyboards and seek out dirt on other programs. instead, i’m staring at the three crystal trophies my team has won in a little over a year…what have your programs done lately?

  14. NoleSoup4U Avatar
    NoleSoup4U

    I can tell you what we aren’t doing, and that is shooting assault rifles at apartment buildings.

  15. 7 Man Shower Avatar
    7 Man Shower

    Ya’all hear this podcast on Chris Leak? http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/colin-cowherd-chris-leak-carries-a-clipboard-in-calgary-canada/

    Maybe have Meyer start acting like a coach and suspend these gangbangers/felons, might be a good start. The highly effective and much feared Leadership Committee has to scare the hell out of these Gators.

  16. 7 Man Shower Avatar
    7 Man Shower

    Oh, Gatorbait has my vote

  17. Steve Spurrier Avatar
    Steve Spurrier

    Definately Gaytorbait!! Hypocritical Gaytors suck. Need some discipline- ol’ ball coach style. If that Moss kid hadn’t been so high we would have won that game. Is Pot a performance enhancing drug? Irving Mayer can’t hide that crap like the ol’ ball coach cause he’s a Zooker coattail riding rookie. Wait til they see my crim.. I mean quarterback Garcella or something like that. Go Cocks-Gaytors suck!!!!

  18. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Steve Spurrier looks like Tom Coughlin compared to Meyer

  19. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    Gaytorbait is the clear winner in the circle-jerk category. Swami, jaxbo and their platoon of ass pirates love to defecate on anyone and everyone and then cry like bitches when someone calls them gaytors. Seriously, what clown gave jaxbo the keys to the city over there?

  20. OmarBradley Avatar
    OmarBradley

    Delete posts much?
    I didn’t say anything inflammatory and didn’t call anyone a nappy headed ho, so what’s with the editing? One of the problems w/ the message boards listed in this poll was that the mods are too quick to ban and delete. Seems like that’s going on here too. I was post #6 yesterday but now it’s gone? Welcome to Vol country indeed.

    [no fuckhead we don’t. but i can spot a troublemaker. That is why your posts get moderated first]

  21. SwamiG8R Avatar
    SwamiG8R

    such hate….such jealousy…such envy….

  22. Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    Jealousy, envy – hardly. Despite your championships (congrats) I’d still be embarrased to call myself a gator. I thought you and your felch brigade over at gatorbait were douchebags long before you won a championship. But If it makes you feel better you can call it jealousy, envy etc.

    Remember to pass it to the left.

  23. OmarBradley Avatar
    OmarBradley

    If you think I’m a troublemaker then you’re not qualifed to moderate a conversation between two 6 year olds.

    Yesterday, I thought I’d drop a comment or two on this blog, as the topic was about Gator message boards. Thanks for making my stay here about as warm and friendly as a visit to Knoxghanistan. Stay classy.

  24. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Your link doesn’t even compare to the shit that Meyer and his felons are doing. Barry Switzer is weeping.

  25. rob Avatar
    rob

    Are you not doing TigerNet? It’s the best/worst. Delusional Gamecock AND delusional Clemson fans, all in one place.

    …and this is coming from a Gamecock fan. I know my own.

  26. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Rob,

    we are in dicussions on whether to continue this effort. Traffic and comments are lower than we expected. To answer your question: yes and no. We never even thought of Clemson in the brackets, a clear oversight from short-sighted folks

  27. Steve Spurrier Avatar
    Steve Spurrier

    Swamig8r, I demand you change your name. ‘Ol ball coach is the only swami the swamp has ever known. Besides Zookie. He learned from me. Herban is like Meadowlark Lemmon. Herban’s team reminds me of the Globetrotters, those tricks are ‘ol news now. ‘Ol ball coach is drawin’ up some ball plays for Herban’s ass as we speak. Cocks 31(7 arrests)-Gaytors 14 (13 arrests)!!!!!!! Gaytors Suck—Go Cocks!!!! BTW, Gaytorbait blows Goats. I would like to formally challenge Herban to a UFC-style cage match.

  28. G8rbaiter Avatar
    G8rbaiter

    There is nothing funnier than FSU fans commenting on a coach not cracking down on player’s misdeeds.

  29. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    What is funnier is a gator dumb enough to want to discuss infractions.

    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

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