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White Trash and Mr. Jones

Chipper Jones, who pissed us of earlier, by hosting Herban Meyer at a Braves game really is Florida Gator Loving [Gators Suck], Rally Killing, Triple Play Making [Triple] animal hold inducing magnet to meth-trailer trash chicks [Link].  Like most Bull Gators, he believes that NASCAR and Professional Wrestling are 100% real. There is something about…

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Chipper Jones, who pissed us of earlier, by hosting Herban Meyer at a Braves game really is Florida Gator Loving [Gators Suck], Rally Killing, Triple Play Making [Triple] animal hold inducing magnet to meth-trailer trash chicks [Link].  Like most Bull Gators, he believes that NASCAR and Professional Wrestling are 100% real.

There is something about Chipper Jones that just drives white-trash women crazy. It’s uncanny. Much like NASCAR, buckets of fried-chicken, pit bulls, cold sores, black eyes and having way more babies than they can afford, white-trash women are unable to exist without a love of the Atlanta Braves slugger.

It’s a great litmus test: want to find out if your broad is trash? Ask her about Chipper Jones. She gets weak in the knees? Total refuse. Throw some beef jerky off into the woods and bone out when bitch sprints to retrieve it.

4 responses to “White Trash and Mr. Jones”

  1. The Mystery Man Avatar
    The Mystery Man

    LOL, this is actually my trailer. You will notice we know longer use kegs, we have switched to canned beer. They can’t snatch the supply all at once.

  2. poopliquor Avatar
    poopliquor

    Chiiper is a scuzzfucker. If the twat stankk, he would eat up his own fucking. Notice he always has that nice herpes blister on his lip?

  3. Amanda B Avatar
    Amanda B

    Listen here you “Im better than everyone else and I wish I was wanted by as many as chipper is” ass fucker. Just because women want him and not you is no reason to bust on the women. How bout this… stop being a lazy, online shit taking bastard and just grow some balls and find a women willing to deal with your shit. Women who love chipper jones come from everywhere. High society women love him. I make more money that you will ever see in your LIFE as a CEO for TDBankNorth and I love Chipper Jones. So If Im white trash… well what does that make you? I KNOW I make more money than you fuckers so where do you stand when “White trash” is held higher in other peoples standards and in society that you!!!!!

  4. chris Avatar
    chris

    get em amanda. this guy is clearly jealous and an idiot. all my girlfriends have had huge crushes on chipper.. they are all hot and not trash. most girls in general find chipper attractive. this post was a joke.. u should respect chipper jones because we he signed as a number 1 pick he was told by every1 including his father to hold out for big money.. but chipper signed a mega cheap deal saying he just wanted to get playing and he knew he’d eventually get that big salary contract.. so fawk off chipper jones bro, he actually cares about the game of baseball unlike most whiney babies.

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