“A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod “likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I’m not his type.”[NYDailynews]

So what is half of $125 million?

$62.5 million and zero World Series rings

Now THAT is class. I’m not ragging on him for going to strip clubs, but if you are going to be porking tranny skanks all night at least have the decency to wait until you are divorced or something.

Manager Joe Torre says that A-Rod’s  problems off the field won’t be a distraction on it.  As if they’re playing so well with a totally focused A-Rod.  I hope every player that runs by him on a pop-up yells “MINE!” for the rest of his days… you know, since it’s not illegal or bush-league or anything [deadspin].