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Canadians should be sickened….

Is he really that shocked? Or is he just looking at his reflection THEIR prize. THEIR premium accolade. The trophy THEY dream about hoisting in the air as children. The pride of Canadian. The great Lord’s Stanley Cup. Will be living in Orange County for a year. Yea. Southern Cal. Like they need it. Southern…

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Is he really that shocked? Or is he just looking at his reflection

THEIR prize. THEIR premium accolade. The trophy THEY dream about hoisting in the air as children. The pride of Canadian.

The great Lord’s Stanley Cup.

Will be living in Orange County for a year. Yea. Southern Cal. Like they need it.

Southern California has been blessed in sports for years now and it has to stop eventually, right? I mean Kobe and Shaq gave them three NBA World Championships, the USC Trojans gave them a string of NCAA national championships, and the Anaheim Angels won the World Series in 2002.

Plus Conan came to San Fransisco. (That’s like a championship).

Now the Anaheim Ducks have won the 2007 Stanley Cup Finals, in front of the most clueless, unappreciative, dispassionate group of fans I have ever seen. The fuckers were sitting down with five minutes to go in the game. Sitting down when your team is about to win a championship. It was sad. Embarrassing.

Maybe I’m just upset that hockey is over.

Spurs suck.

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9 responses to “Canadians should be sickened….”

  1. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    nice beard

  2. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Ignore the fact that the team was named after a stupid movie starring the least-talented, non porn-star banging Sheen. Ignore the fact that Ana-Crime, or Ana-Slime, depending on where you’re from, might be the worst city on Earth. And, ignore the fact that the ‘Ning won it last year (err, I mean last, last year). That team is good — and the fan base there is solid. I’ve been to the Pond, or the Honda Center, whatever its called, a few times to see the Kings play the Fucks and those crowds are loud, rowdy and full of big tittted, tight-jersey wearing trophy wives. I’d take that over a crown of overweight, beer chugging “hockey fans” that graze any other arena here in the ‘States or in ‘Nada any day. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the Fucks and I would’ve preferred to see Buffalo there, no doubt. But don’t lump us L.A. people in with those Martians down in the OC. I’m a Kings fan, and to see the Fucks hoist the Cup sickens me like seeing Phil Fatass Fulmer banging Rosie O’Donnell would. But give them props — they had a brick wall between the pipes, the best blueline in the game and a group of hard-nosed, bloodied knuckled roughnecks on their front line. They deserve it, and it fucking sucks. And to say the fans weren’t standing with 5 minutes left is retarded. If the Kings were going to seal the Cup and there was five minutes left, I’d be standing up — in line trying to buy as many beers as they’d let me carry before the post-game celebration started. The fans there are nuts — and waaaaay hotter than any other fan base in all of sports. Except the Gators.

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Look what the fucking cat drug in from the outdoors. T-KGB painting shit in my minds eye Phil Fatass Fulmer banging Rosie O’Donnell

  4. hogpage Avatar
    hogpage

    you are out of your mind if you are trying to say the fans in Anaheim are good hockey fans. That makes me sick. Of course they are going to be loud and wild when Los Angeles comes to play. It’s just nature. But Anaheim is always in the conversation regarding poor marketed teams. Up there with Phoenix. Being a Stars fan, and living in Dallas, watching those games in Anaheim in front of a half empty arena is embarrassing.

    The players deserved it, sure. They were the best team all year. Which magnifies how pathetic it is they are playing in front of those fans. Anaheim is always in the lower portion of attendance. I even saw a game where 8,000+ attended. WOW!

    And when there were 5 minutes left in the game, it sounded like a regular season game and everybody was sitting. I took note of it.

    Pathetic hockey fans.

    I’m not talking about the LA Kings and its fans T-KGB

  5. Pug Avatar
    Pug

    This is comment #5 which is amazing since only 3 households actually tuned in to NBC last night. Fans aside, the Ducks bitchslapped Ottawa bad last night.

  6. hogpage Avatar
    hogpage

    Ha. Little fact since we are on the making fun of hockey subject. I thought you guys might enjoy this.

    The NHL All-Star game in Dallas got fewer ratings than the Andy Griffin show on TV Land on the same night.

  7. boochiegilchrist Avatar
    boochiegilchrist

    As a fellow Los Angeleno, gotta say T-KGB is right.

    For the love of god and all that is holy, please DO NOT lump L.A. with Orange County. It’s a different world down there, and north of Long Beach, people give a shit about it as much as the rest of the nation. Not much.

    T-K is also on point with the hockey sluts in the stands at the Honda Center setting the gold standard for big-tittied ho-bagginess.

  8. boochiegilchrist Avatar
    boochiegilchrist

    Oops forgot-Going to a game at the Honda Center is on par with going to an Arizona State game of any sport or a Phoenix Suns game.

    The tang-ga-ga-gang is primo. You wouldn’t wanna bet the farm if they were on “Jeopardy!” but it’d be fun for an hour or two.

  9. hogpage Avatar
    hogpage

    Again, not including LA. LA has a little more of a history concerning its hockey team.

    Gretsky.

    Anaheim fans, suck.

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