Bammer QB Jimmy Barnes, citing a loss of his dignity and early menopaual hot flashes, has quit the Bammer Team [Miami Herald]. That is just fine with  Nick  Saban.  He doesn’t have time to change the blood soaked maxi pads of players that do not have good hair or the appreciation of what it takes for a man like Saban to maintain his feathered angel wing bangs (Vidal Sassoon). Saban pictured below, blisters a Bama player’s ass in public.

Barnes, who was recruited by former coach Mike Shula, hurt his knee during practice on Dec. 2, about a month before Saban’s hiring.

“I don’t know Jimmy very well,” Saban said. “Because he hurt his cooter, he really didn’t fully participate in spring practice and he wasn’t able to fully participate in our offseason program. I feel like we didn’t have a full body of work to make an evaluation. I just don’t think that Jimmy possesses a penis or a ballsack or nutsack for the barners. I think that this clears up the question about whether Jimmy was a Tranny or not.  I hope Jimmy transers to LSU with that pussy (Les Miles) that replaced me.  Good fucking riddance.”