We disagree with GatorCountry.com’s assertion that you should apologize to the Gator Nation for picking against Florida in the BCS National Championship Game. In fact, we think you should give the Gator Nation a hearty “Hi-Ho FUCK YOU” instead. We agreed with the your analysis: I simply felt that the difficulty of the schedule would eventually catch up to a team playing in the best conference in college football and struggling most of the year to get into rhythm-especially offensively . [AOL Fanhouse]
Who could have guessed that Herban Meyer would use a fast and loose suspension policy that allowed proven dope smokers like Jarvis Moss and Marcus Thomas to continue to play in key games and be suspended for cupcake games? In fact, a Jarvis Moss blocked field goal against South Carolina because his vertical leap increased by 18″ because of his ganja-intake saved the Gators season. Can you imagine the Gators’ season if Moss had played for a coach that actually paid attention to our great nation’s laws?
Here is why we think that you are an idiot Kirk, we think that over the years that you have morphed into a flagrant Big 10 Homer. You are unable or unwilling to put your Big 10 bias in a box and stop acting like Lou Holtz. Acting like Lou Hotlz? Holtz, as most know (and if you don’t know he will remind you) coached at South Carolina and Notre Dame. He famously picks those 2 teams to win each week regardless of their opponent. God forbid if there is ever a Cock-Irish game because there will be a rip in the fabric of the universe. The point is Kirk, that your temper tantrum of Florida being chosen over Michigan was unbecoming. I really thought that there were times that you were going to cry. Even if you were right, you needed to nut-up and move along.
Last season, Saurian Sagacity pointed out that Herbstreit was in next to last place among picking college football winners heads up. The only pundit Herbstreit beat out for better predictions? Collegefootballnews.com‘s Clucko the Chicken, who makes picks based on selecting between two feed bowls that represent the two teams playing in a given game. (Seriously!)
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