Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

(Meyer passing out “rewards” to the troops!!)

Imagine that. He uses kids up and throws them away. To get a better perspective of the 2005 class read this: ranking the Gators top 10 gator arrests

Urban Herban Meyer’s last two recruiting classes were among the best in the nation — and two of the best in school history. (from Gator Sports) I made some corrections/additions. As an example the Gator paper omitted that Demps was kicked off for weed (imagine that at UF!). Coincidently Demps and Gresham were both kicked off the team on National Signing Day, those Blue Chip recruits need those scholarships.

His first Florida recruiting class is another story. It’s almost as if the 2005 class has fallen into a black hole.

That class of 18 players is now down to only eight — and only one or two of those players figure to be starters this season. The only potential starters appear to be running back Kestahn Moore and wide receiver Louis Murphy, the offensive star of the spring game.

Here’s a look at the players remaining from the 2005 class:

1. Simon Codrington — He’s currently a backup offensive lineman.

2. Eddie Haupt — Like Codrington, a reserve offensive lineman.

3. Kestahn Moore — The probable starter at tailback.

4. Dorian Munroe — The No. 2 strong safety.  Still here despite being charged with a felony (the parking boot guy)

5. Louis Murphy — He emerged in the spring and nailed down a starting role with his eight-reception spring game.

6. David Nelson — Still developing wide receiver who should see some playing time.

7. Jonathan Phillips — in the battle for the starting place-kicking job.

8. Ryan Stamper — A possible starter at outside linebacker.

Here’s a look at the players who are no longer on the team:

1. Cornerback Avery Atkins (who died in Port Orange on Thursday).

2. Linebacker Kalvin Baker.

3. Wide receiver Nyan Boateng (who left after the national title game). Cap’n Stabbing

4. Linebacker Jon Demps. Doper

5. Tight end Brian Ellis (failed to qualify academically).

6. Defensive end Darryl Gresham (left the team earlier this year). Another Doper

7. Safety Reggie Nelson (first-round draft pick of the Jacksonville Jaguars).

8. Quarterback Josh Portis (transferred to Maryland after the 2005 season).

9. Linebacker Eric Sledge (quit before last season).

10. Offensive guard Ronnie Wilson (suspended for the season after his arrest for firing an AK-47 Assault weapon during an altercation with another man).

The 2005 class was considered very good on signing day. It looks a lot different now as the Gators enter 2007 with a miniscule junior class.

37 responses to “Herban Meyer’s 2005 recruiting class is down to nothing”

  1. […] Ranking the Florida Gator Arrests June 21, 2007 Posted by Jai Eugene in Mota, Urban Meyer, Herban, Gang Bangers, Joakim Noah, florida gators, Gators, marijuana, guns, SEC, Rankings/Polls/BCS, SEC Football. trackback  Update as of July 6th, Where have they all gone????Herban??? [link] […]

  2. hey man do you ever get your own material? this came straight off a gators board.

  3. What part of (from Gator Sports) doesn’t cover that, Ass-hat? The best part of any gator ran down his mom’s leg

  4. Well not everyone works out and would it be better to keep the bad apples around?????

  5. Being a UF alum, I often think of those less fortunate. I imagine it would be hard to be one of our rivals. One can’t argue better academics (unless a Vandy grad) or athletics. Kudos to you, Jai Eugene, for giving the supporters of your inferior school a brief moment of happiness, relishing in a minor UF hiccup.

  6. That would be several uninterrupted hiccups. Remember, you can’t spell Fluffer without UF. Go Gators!!

  7. Let me ask you a question, are you authorized to use that photograph? It seems that you just stole it from the front page of gatorsports.com. You might want to credit the photographer (JARRETT BAKER/The Gainesville Sun) there buddy.

  8. I got a better photo anyway, I will take it down

  9. You mean the class that Meyer had only 2 month helping recruit? That class is more Zook than Meyer’s, but I think we will be just fine with the two earth shattering classes we have picked up the past two years.

  10. You better hope Zook gets fired from Illinois and comes home to Gunsville. He builds champions. Meyer is living ‘high’ (pun intended) off of Zook’s recruits

  11. […] Meyers 2005 class was one of the tops in the nation, players have largely vanished from it. Hit this […]

  12. This board is hilarious. Meyer gets blamed if the recruit does something wrong for recruiting him in the first place (I guess he was supposed to be Psychic)….and Meyer is blamed if he kicks a kid off the team because the paperwork happened on signing day. You can’t have it both ways douchebag. Is Meyer too strict, or not strict enough? Does he burn through players, or give weedheads second chances. Make up your mind, asshat.

    That class was more Zook than Meyers.

    UF owning Fulmer has obviously driven you insane.

  13. Is it Zook’s or Meyer’s class. The Gunsville paper says it was Herban’s. Can they play ball, whether they can be law abiding citizens is optional.. He seems OK on recruiting players, now if he can find some players who respect the law…. he might be on to something.

    It is good to be Chris Rainey…A thug in training

  14. Jai Eugene; You’re a half-baked, half-witted hater. You trash talk the NATIONAL “CHOMPIONS” as if you’ve got something to be proud of. Tennessee…why that reminds me of the joke about why people around knoxville wear orange vests seven days a week: Saturdays at the football game, Sundays while they’re hunting, and from Monday through Friday on the side of the road picking up trash….

  15. Wow. What little perspective you have. Fulmer’s offseason last year was basically spent at the Knoxville PD’s office trying to sort out what his players were doing.

    Guess you are content to live in your glass house, drinking moonshine & wearing traffic cone orange…which is cool….but you probably shouldn’t throw stones.

  16. for 14 and 15

    Meyer needs a class in ethics. He takes shortcuts that hurt his reputation, the schools image and ultimately the players. If you don’t see that then you really are drinking the kool-aid.

    In fact he should call Fulmer and find out what needs to be done to regain control of a program out of control.

    The hillbilly/roadside worker thing is original. Did you know Gators wear jorts?

  17. Gator fans, you just had a cornerback die in his car a day after he was found with crack cocaine, and another fired an AK-47 in a parking lot.

    It’s no secret Meyer is rediculously passive on disciplining his players, but it’s really out of control this year.

    Timely comment about the glass houses — for a fanbase that rejoices and practically invented the “fulmer cup” isn’t that a tad bit hypocritical?

    I would love to see what the NFL would do with antics like this, and I’m shocked that the national media hasn’t jumped all over these stories. Urban has a Charlie-Wiess like PR machine.

  18. By the way, I know you bitches are going to point at the Tennessee player that was found with crack, but there’s a huge difference between a player on scholarship that was slated to get playing time that dies afterwards and a scrub on the bench.

  19. We created the Fulmer cup because your past off-seasons have been horrendous! You made my point for me.

    Again…Avery Atkins was kicked off the team….but we still get lumped in when he dies over the substance WORSE than the one we kicked him out for….in a town an hour and a half a way from Gainesville.

    Damnit Urban, we need you to patrol the whole state looking for villians, no-gooders, and 2bit punks!

  20. Atkins. He was enrolled at UF. Why Florida fans decide that he is not a Gator anymore is puzzling and sad. Stop distancing yourselves, and move on

  21. […] Florida’s 2005 Recruiting Class down to 8 or 9 guys It is really kind of sad that Meyer can’t seem to take care of these kids a bit better. After all, the families trusted him… Florida fans try to distance meyer from this class but Gator sports is pretty specific, this class is his..not Zook’s. Embedded in the link is another link to the all of the Gator arrests/suspensions etc… Link […]

  22. Cooter —

    Ask yourself this question: Would Atkins be on scholarship with the team next year had he not beaten the shit out the mother of his child? Gimme a fuckin’ break.

    Next December you’ll be using Atkins as an excuse for a 7-5 season.

    Fire an AK iraqi-wedding style in celebration of the gator nation hypocracy.

  23. Purpleheart

    A couple of posts coming up next week. LSU-UF preview and commentary on Lester Miles comments. I think they are going up on Monday.

    I promised a Gator I would say something nice about Herban Meyer, so I gotta do that Monday too

  24. Stop distancing myself from Atkins cause he’s still a Gator?

    So he gets kicked off campus and suits up Bethune Cookman three games last year and he is still a gator? Nice logic.

    It’s like saying the trucker who hits the Gainesville rest stop on I-75 is a student.

    Also, “Would Atkins be on the team if he didn’t beat the shit out of his girlfriend?”

    How bout “If my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle.”

    Same logic. You people are fucking ridiculous.

  25. You gates forget that the common sense dna piece ran down your momma’s legs. you are no exception….

  26. Common Sense?

    Question: If this article was sooooo disparaging, why did it debut on Gatorsports.com?

    Answer: You are attempting to make something out of nothing.

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    Holy shit! I have been in Vegas this weeked and the hotel was charging for the internets so I had to wait until I got to the airport to see this.

    So the crackhead is DOA or what?

  28. Another way to look at this: Urban whoooped all the SEC’s asses last year while basically taking ’05 off as a recruiter.

    (P.S. He had less than 2 months to recruit after taking the UF job).

  29. Look, I gotta say something nice about Herban tomorrow I promised one of your Gator buds I would. so stop cock-blocking me.

    Should I put this site on the blog roll?

    http://collegeregrets.com/

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    Damn Jai, the Gates took up their AK-47s quickly to defend their university. This post sure got under their skin.

  31. It is almost word for word off of the Gator Sports site. They even say that their own newspaper is shit…funny stuff

  32. Rumor is that Harvin almost got in a bit of trouble at Mojitos:

    On a lesser note, Percy Harvin tried to fight somebody last night. Another football player, possibly Joe Haden got in a fight. All of this took place at Mojito’s. The cops were called but nobody was arrested.

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    Word on the street is you can find some good Ganja at Mojitos. I guess Harvin and Haden couldn’t find the hook up.

  34. Harvin wiill not survive the off-filed issues. We should get Vegas odds on when Harvin gets busted by 5-O

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    Let me check at the sports book right quick. They may already have the odds up.

    I am also going to check on the Over/Under of failed Gate drug tests swept under the rug by Herban.

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