Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

The architect for the latest Bammer Championship, Logan Young

A quick note on the author, Mike Freeman, he is a professional Big 10 and Big East Flamer. When you look at his cheaters list [CBS], note that Notre Dame, Michigan and OSU etc…are conspicuously absent from Mike’s list. Mike does know how to spot his cheaters. In fact, he got caught cheating on his resume back in 2004 and had to quit his job. Here is a little tidbit on Freeman’s falsified past [Hey I’m a cheater too!!]. Stick to what you know Mike and you can’t go wrong!
Must ….resist ….making a Florida nexus…. ‘Bearly’ one more National Championship for the Bammers who love to pop off with the screams of “We got 12, We made the SEC, We got pride and tradition”. Now we know how Alabama did it. Bammers do it right, they don’t make their kids work in some car dealership, that’s for those sod busters out west. Auburn always seems to be second to big brother too. Except for the last 5 years…

Here is the Bammer writeup:

1. Alabama. This is all you need to know about the skill and greatness of Alabama. An NCAA committee found that booster forked over $150,000 to a high school coach as a guarantee that a defensive lineman would attend Alabama. Yes — $150,000. Now that is how you break the rules, people.

(So what does a great running back go for in the SEC? A small diamond mine?)

No payment of water bills. Just lots of cold, hard cash. Even an Auburn booster says: “You guys are my heroes, Alabama.”

“Not bad,” says Switzer.

Picture below from a loyal commentator, Notice the sticker at the bottom of the poster, “Honk if you’ve coached for Bama”

17 responses to “It takes one to know one. CBS’s Mike Freeman names The Crimson Tide as the best cheaters…RTR!!!”

  1. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Bama’s Back! #1 Again!!!

    RTR!!!

  2. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    We made the SEC what it is today. The best part is that those damn cow farmers from Auburn are in second place …..They can’t even cheat as good as us!!

    RTR

  3. Mike Shula's Gold Chain Avatar
    Mike Shula’s Gold Chain

    I see Bama going 13-0 this year. No Question.

  4. Freddie Kitchens the Buffet Buster Avatar
    Freddie Kitchens the Buffet Buster

    another typical anti-alabama story. what the liberal media didn’t report is that the average bammer has enough belly button lint to use as kindling in an emergency situation.

  5. John David Crow Avatar
    John David Crow

    Nick Saban is a corndog smelling coach from South Beach

  6. I’ll put you through hell, but at the end of it all we’ll be champions.

  7. In Bear We Trust Avatar
    In Bear We Trust

    the conspiracy to keep Alabama down is widespread and well-planned.

  8. Ears Witworth Avatar
    Ears Witworth

    The coming weeks will force every Alabama fan to make a decision; stand with Coach Saban or stand against him. Coach Saban and the Tide have no interest in listening to the whining criticisms of Bama turncoats.

  9. Ears Witworth Avatar
    Ears Witworth

    superstars to BAMA. You will be okay and we will keep taking care of you. 😉

    RTR

  10. Ears Witworth Avatar
    Ears Witworth

    all you ignorant, knuckle-dragging, nose-picking, crotch scratching, AW-Barn fans leave Bama alone and leave these loserwithsocks fellers alone too, or i will kick all your asses down your own trailer steps.

  11. Pinson's finest Avatar
    Pinson’s finest

    Click Clack motherfuckers

  12. Shane from Centerville Avatar
    Shane from Centerville

    Don’t any of you barners or viles try and drag the bear into this mess. He is with Jesus now…looking down and he is so happy cause he is heaven dancing with angels that are wearing Crimson tunics. He is wearing his houndstooth hat, that just makes my eyes moist thinking of Bear, all omnipotent, all-knowing with Jesus….

  13. Good comment Shane. I got my Joe Willie Jersey on right now and I got me a houndstooth baseball hat too. I hope Bear likes my whiskey that I am drinking “old forrester” is got me hopping. Can he see me right now?? Bear?

  14. Shane and Phyliss

    Bear isn’t here

    Thanks

  15. Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    TBST said it. Bammer is back bitches.

  16. Jesus has not seen Bear, so he says

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