Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

We expect our players to play tough on the field…but off the field do they need to play by the rules..isn’t that a double standard? Can’t we all just have fun and party without fear of losing our “jobs”. I mean come on…no ones perfect!! Great players should be able to play no matter what their criminal record. Coaches have no right to take away their god given gifts to be FOOTBALL PLAYERS! Read the real life scenario below. This just happened:

It’s a crying shame when a player like [name redacted] is forced to sit out a game because of a minor indiscretion. I mean, who hasn’t been arrested for buying weed from an uncover narc? He was wearing a [redacted] football jersey for pete’s sake.

In an attempt to overcome the decisive recruiting edge of “peer institutions” and their  loose substance abuse policies, or keep up with the Herbans err, the Jones, Chris Low of VolQuest reports that Tennessee has instituted a new Marijuana Policy:

Whereas the old policy called for permanent dismissal on the third positive test for marijuana, the new policy would potentially allow a fourth positive test for marijuana before the athlete is permanently booted.

Tennessee men’s athletics director Mike Hamilton said the move from three strikes to four was adopted to more closely reflect what “our peer institutions” were doing.

This policy will align the Vols with the Florida Gator policy of 4 strikes and then at 5 the player is dismissed. The logical thinking is that if you are a Gator Athlete and get caught 5 times, you deserve to be dismissed.

Is this a new recruiting message to future recruits? Does it say: If you sign with us, you NEVER have to worry about getting caught when you break the law or any of our “team rules”? It has certainly helped other schools in the SEC score back to back “Recruiting Championships”.

Herban Meyer was heard to say “Here at the University of Florida we believe in obedience to law, except for the laws concerning money laundering, because they hinder recruiting and the illegal drugs because it hinders which players can play in which games when I have to “suspend” them (Meyer uses his fingers to make air quotes) . Bob Stoops, Nick Saban and Les Miles should be ashamed. They wield discipline in their programs only to gain the favor of the liberal media, but their selfishness comes at the cost of the players. [Ranking the Gator Arrests]. If Tennessee want to stay competitive with ME, then they are clearly on track with this new policy. Kudos to Coach Fulmer for seeing how much smarter I am than anyone else.”

13 responses to “Tennessee to follow Peer Institutions drug testing “standards””

  1. Pacman Jones would like a fifth strike.

  2. If I could slap you, I would do it for talking shit about a former Eer

  3. Hey, at least UT fans like LuLu and Junior can still dip their SKOAL in the stands!!! What a bunch of Rednecks!

    KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Rocky Top is going smokeless.

    A smoking ban will take effect this fall at the University of Tennessee’s 102,000-seat Neyland Stadium, the third-largest college football venue in the country.

    Volunteer fans favoring a “Skoal ring” will be unaffected, but everyone else will have to leave their tobacco at home, or at least outside the stadium, with their umbrellas.

    “You can still have smokeless tobacco,” UT athletics spokeswoman Tiffany Carpenter said Tuesday. “You just can’t light anything up. No cigars, no cigarettes, no pipes.”

  4. AngryEer:

    You’re defending Pacman Jones? You’re a real piece of shit! That low-life beats women and his actions left an innocent security guard who was just doing his job paralyzed, and yet you stick up for him.

    Go to hell you fuckin’ douche!

  5. Did I defend him? Nope…

  6. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    Rather have a dip of Skoal in Neyland than a hot cup of urine at Ben Hill Griffin.

  7. LMAO Get away Stick!!!! As opposed to a cold cup of urine??

  8. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    AngryEer is Pacman.

  9. AngryEer:

    You might as well have. Someone else takes a dig at him and you threaten to slap ’em because he’s an “Eer”?

    Spin it however you want, douche.

  10. I bet that you defend Brandon James and Ronnie Wilson

  11. Thomas AKA A Non USC Fan In Columbia, SC Avatar
    Thomas AKA A Non USC Fan In Columbia, SC

    I’m loving the Florida football where can I buy one like that?

  12. AngryEer:

    If you have read some of the archives on this site before, you would notice that I’ve never once – not once – defended Brandon James or Ronnie Wilson. I thought they deserved harsher punishment.

    Again, you have no fuckin’ clue what you’re talking about.

  13. […] This story [Pittsburg Gazette] makes me like JoePa even more. I am not  a fan of PSU, or the Big 10 for that matter.  Maybe some of the SEC coaches like Herban Meyer and Phil Fulmer could try this.  Cleaning up a stadium, hungover or still drunk sucks. might get rid of one of the most fucked up things that I have ever heard of..the 4 strikes and your out rule [link]. […]

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