Feel free to add/delete to this proposed submission to the Urban Dictionary. Here are the guidelines to getting a definition published [link]. I think that most of us can agree that this motherfucker in the picture above is more than deserving of his own definition. Below is the first cut:

Herban

A way of life. How one “rolls”. it could mean weed or drugs but then it may not, its a term for someone who follows trends or lacks ethics, or who just is a complete bullshitter. Basically one of those kind of soul-less people that nobody likes; and/or shows an unwillingness to claim any significant social status. It is a lifestyle that always includes Colombian Bam-Bam, AK-47s, girls with dangling arm fat; jean shorts (jorts), teflon arrest records for football players; sharting in said jorts and mullets. The Tedford of the SEC

[Used in a sentence]

Why is Meyer wearing that visor upside down? That Dude is such an Herban.

Tell that herban to cool down. No one else has 10-inch rims on his purple eco-friendly Prius driving 100 mph.