Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Tennessee ‘s Phil Fulmer now recognizes the importance of athletics in his player’s lives. A “source” close to the program explained “Education has never done nothing for these boys. They play football good and that is what is going to make them a star. Keeping these kids off the field is like taking the food out of their babies’ mouths.”

Despite the obvious damage keeping these players off the field will cause, coaches around the country have chosen to “suspend” players, sometimes for multiple games and, in some cases, games which could be lost without the player’s help. What started in Florida then  moved on to the Tuscaloosa Ghetto and then to Morgantown,  has now spread throughout the country, and we are facing an epidemic of  discipline-happy  and  selfish coaches  that are putting their own reputation before their player’s lives.

Enter Herban Meyer. Meyer was already known  as a rebel for his unwillingness to bow to the pressure of the media when he refused  to switch from his cut off jean shorts and his mesh “peek-a-boo” denim shirts to a more “acceptable” coaching ensemble.  After running back Brandon James was arrested for purchasing marijuana from an uncover narcotics agent, Meyer decided it was time to stand up for the players.

“Florida has always had its fair share of dope smoking players. If Brandon James or Jon Demps had been playing for Joe Paterno or one of these coaches today, he never would have stepped on the field” said one Florida fan. “Herban recognizes that kids today may have moved on from DUIs and are now trying marijuana and playing with guns. Florida has to keep up with the times and give these guys the same chances that countless other Gator players have had in the past.”

Another  good example of a coach standing up for his player is found Knoxville. LaMarcus Coker returns to the lineup for the Tennessee Volunteers after having been suspended for a total zero games because he was in rehab during the dog days of summer practice. The suspension could have cost the Vols in the future.  When comparing the James and Coker suspensions, think of what it has cost Mr. James. The so called “character” he has gained from the one game suspension for purchasing weed from a law enforcement officer will be of little use when comparing his stats  to Tennessee players such as LaMarcus Coker. [Received by email from Rick Darnell]

22 responses to “Fulmer invokes the “Marcus Thomas Rule”; Reinstates suspended weed smoking running back GBO!!!”

  1. Not letting him play could mean the difference between a 3 win or 4 win season for the Vols. We understand Phil.

  2. Damnit!!! I sat down to write about this for my blog last night, then Sherry called, then well…I forgot about it. Foiled again…

  3. Classic SEC bullshit. You fuckers will go the way of the old SWC

  4. Eer Honey…I did’nt know WVA had a college much less a football team. Keep smokin crack and quit reproducing

  5. FYI…

    Contrary to what he says…

    Jon Demps is not on the roster or working out with the team…

  6. Eer Honey, you’re one baby daddy away from being on Maury Povich. I’d suggest you run along back to Morgantown…

  7. How in the fuck is this the “Marcus Thomas Rule” when he didn’t even serve a 1-game suspension?!?! Fulmer wrote his OWN rules!

    And by the way, AngryEer, whenever you see fit, please fill us in on how 18 year old Noel Devine is living in an off-campus apartment and supporting 2 kids you backwoods douche!

  8. Eer Honey:

    Remember when having Miami, Boston College, and Virginia Tech used to mean the difference between WVU having a 3-or-4 loss season and WVU finishing 3rd or 4th every year in the Big East??? Now it’s down to fuckin’ C-USA transport Louisville and the almighty Rutgers between you all having a 1-or-2 loss season and getting another Gator Bowl berth, right?!?!

  9. What does it matter LL? Do I need to link the lyrics to Country Roads here? A future #1 hit again when the Eer nation sings it after we beat USC for the NC

  10. First learn the words to the USF fight song that was made, what like 30 years ago or somethig. Does a school formed in 1960 even have a fight song??? Why am I even talking about a school that just started playing D1 football a few years ago??? Oh yeah, THEY BEAT WVU ON MOUNTAINEER FIELD LAST YEAR!!! I;m sure the city of Tampa lit couches on fire, next to the Stanley Cup and Super Bowl trophies and miles of strip clubs being there. Signature moment, for their city and their not even Baby Boomer school. I’m going to church. God Bless the Big East. Cardinal Mama, Take Me Home…

  11. good post

  12. AngryEer

    you must be on drugs if you think that WV will beat USC for the title game. We have a monster schedule ahead of us with Rutgers, Louisville, South Florida and Mississippi State. If we can get through that murderous schedule with only 1 loss i will be surprised.

    And you never did respond to my post from last week. Have you found another hillbilly crush of the week, or are you still jerking to that picture of Steve Slaton on the SI cover.?

  13. Eer Honey

    I suspect that you are a troll, and you are will soon be banned

  14. Jai

    I didn’t realize that you and AngryEer were pals.

  15. We are not, but I sense evil.

  16. It is not evil. I am just having a little fun with him. He is so cocky and arrogant about WV and Big East football. It just makes it fun to jerk his chain a little.

  17. He is all of those things. OK, I am OK with it….
    In the drafts and scheduled posts of the dashboard, he has 2-3 posts he appears to be planning on posting this week

  18. Good, I can’t wait to see them.

  19. One question for you Jai. If this is a TN vols blog, why does a WVU fan get to post articles here? Seems kind of weird.

  20. I was looking for help and He asked. there are actually 16 authors signed on here, believe it or not. Having an extra guy that can put something up that is little different helps and keeps you people bitchy

  21. I think it makes it fun.

  22. He used to catch a lot of shit from his own fanbase. I don’t even know if the Eers come here to read his rants.

    His posts get a lot of hits and comments though

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