Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Likes them white girls and throwback jerseys,

“Every time you see a fine girl (in Gainesville), you see another fine girl better than her. (Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a white girl man.”

[alligator army]

22 responses to “Tis good to be Chris Rainey”

  1. When did college football players become so funny? I doubt he had trouble pulling white chicks before, but now he’s gonna need blond repellent to keep ’em off his ass.

  2. And that’s a bad thing how?

    The kid is just expressing his preference when it come to the opposite sex…

    Nuttin’ wrong with that…

    However…

    Imagine the backlash if a white kid came out and said…

    “(Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a black girl man.”

    Probably not so well taken…

  3. I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious

  4. BTW…

    Did you know Chris Rainey is faster than Noel Devine?

  5. I read that Devine has 3 kids or was it 2 kids. What a damn burden at 18

  6. Pretty sure its two, Jai…

    I also heard that he was bringin’ one of the baby’s momma’s to M-Town and living in an off campus apartment…

    Curious how an 18 year old freshman with NO parents and no visible means of income can afford that…

    I guess that just means no sorority gash for Devine…

  7. check this link, amazing stuff. BTW these boys do a good job over on this site

    http://3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/henry-ix/

  8. Wow…

    Is that link a crystal ball that looks into the future of Noel Devine?

  9. So in conclusion: Chris Rainey is a Gator who is faster than Noel Devine and has two fewer kids. Sounds alright to me!

  10. On the other hand, I’m speechless about the Travis Henry/9 kids story. I….. I…… wow.

  11. Imagine if Rainey went to WVU. He’d think he was in the land of milk and honey…

  12. Joel

    Sand + Vagina= Eer poon

  13. And on Travis Henry, it could have been worse I guess. Calvin Murphy is up to 14 kids now…

  14. “I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious”

    If you their funny take a gander at West Virginia’s OOC schedule sometime.

  15. It should be mentioned that Jai Eugene(LSU) also has 2 children.

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    I never thought I would have something in common with Chris Rainey.

  17. TBST, Throwback jerseys and gifts from Bull Gators?

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    Not really a Throwback jersey kinda guy, except for the Sid Bream jersey I have.

    Its good to see the looks on people’s faces when I wear it.

    Some people have come up to me and asked me why I put my own name on a Braves jersey… idiots.

  20. But the question is…

    Is Sid Bream a “white girl man”?

  21. […] recount of the fight over “who ate the last piece of chicken, with white meat bitch [its good to be Chris Rainey]” is from […]

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