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Schlabach makes his SEC predictions

ESPN’s Mark Schlabach makes his SEC predictions [ESPN]. Looking at the first prediction, I can hear the Gainesville golden showers being prepared for Mark. In fact I just took a big old piss on an ESPN the Magazine for his Bammeroid selection. Florida won’t repeat as national champion (or SEC East champion) LSU will play…

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ESPN’s Mark Schlabach makes his SEC predictions [ESPN]. Looking at the first prediction, I can hear the Gainesville golden showers being prepared for Mark. In fact I just took a big old piss on an ESPN the Magazine for his Bammeroid selection.

  • Florida won’t repeat as national champion (or SEC East champion)
  • LSU will play USC in the BCS championship game
  • Nick Saban loses to LSU (but beats Auburn and Tennessee)
  • The SEC East champion will have two losses
  • The SEC Champion will earn a wild card berth in the NFL Playoffs

33 responses to “Schlabach makes his SEC predictions”

  1. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Hmmm…

    I can agree with those predictions…

  2. Tim Te-Bleaux Avatar
    Tim Te-Bleaux

    Try this: Tebow will not make it to the LSU game

  3. LL Avatar
    LL

    Schlabach’s Predictions are ok with me.

  4. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    motts or real urine?

  5. LL Avatar
    LL

    Same receycled joke in different topic? Yep.

  6. LL Avatar
    LL

    “recycled”

  7. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    “recycled”

  8. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Well, Mr. TeBleaux…

    Remember what happened last time the Tiggers won the SEC and a share of the Natty Champ…

    Home loss to the Florida Zookers and their freshman QB Chris Leak…

  9. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    “recycled”

    I think the whole Arkansas BCS at-large berth is just too much to ask for. We’re going to lose to LSU. And it’s gonna be hard to make it out of Tuscaloosa and Knoxville without at least 1 loss. We play really bad in both towns. 2 loss SEC team is better than a 3 loss SEC team though, so you never know.

  10. Tim Te-Bleaux Avatar
    Tim Te-Bleaux

    that little white running back scored in gainesville last year. If les miles had 1/2 a brain cell, he would hae challenged that homecooking

  11. LL Avatar
    LL

    You all calling me out for one misspelled word after I corrected it — now that’s funny.

    Maybe I should put on my Punctuation Police hat and start writing tickets……..

  12. Tim Te-Bleaux Avatar
    Tim Te-Bleaux

    comma fairy

  13. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    More predictions…
    The 0 rips his shirt off, Jerrel Powe fails a written test or two, BJGE questions his decision to transfer to Ole Miss, and Shaffah quits football to focus on his baseball career.

  14. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    “recycled”

    I was thinking about starting off all of my comments this way now… It’s a salutation!

  15. LL Avatar
    LL

    gatorhippy:

    I will also add to that game in 2003 that it was an unranked 3-3 UF team that held the LSU offense to Zero points.

  16. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    And I would just like to point out once again…

    That was a ZOOK win over Saban…

    Never good when the Zooker beats ya…

  17. Tim Te-Bleaux Avatar
    Tim Te-Bleaux

    I remember when he fought the frat, Gates loved his ass back then. Good times

  18. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Yeah…

    He still beat Co-MNC LSU on their own turf with a freshman QB…

  19. Tim Te-Bleaux Avatar
    Tim Te-Bleaux

    @18 and who was the LSU coach?

  20. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    The always delightful Nick Saban…

  21. LL Avatar
    LL

    Granted, we all tried to rally the troops when he (Zook) was hired/early on, but the frustration just grew and grew over those 3 years. In hindsight, a coach with no head coaching experience who was demoted while on Spurrier’s staff should have never been hired in the first place.

    Great recruiter. Decent guy. Horrible coach. Done talking about him. Waste of time.

  22. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Perhaps the most amazing thing about the Zooker though was his ability to win the games he should’ve lost and lose the games he should’ve won…

    Schizo…

  23. LL Avatar
    LL

    Excelleny point, hippy.

  24. LL Avatar
    LL

    *Excellent*

    Dammit! What’s wrong with my spelling today. Shit!

  25. Teeth Grit as I type Avatar
    Teeth Grit as I type

    “recycled”

  26. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    LOL…

  27. A Bull Gator in Lakeland Avatar
    A Bull Gator in Lakeland

    USC RB Moody to transfer to UF

  28. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    That sux if it’s true…

    From everything I’ve read, his uncle is a basket case and is known for causing problems…

    I’d rather UF be iffy at RB than have to deal with that crap…

  29. VolinLA Avatar
    VolinLA

    Hippy

    all you have to do is look at UT’s backup QB Crompton, his mom is a poor man’s Beck Campbell (Mustain’s mom)

  30. Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez Avatar
    Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez

    Word on the campus is Crompton is retarded strong.

  31. VolinLA Avatar
    VolinLA

    he can throw a football over the smokies

  32. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Crompton can throw a ball over Gainesville? Wow.

  33. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Yes, he threw a pass to Bear Bryant last night

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