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WTF? Is this Starkville? Oxford? Louisville? No, it’s f’n Cal

Now I know why Cal don’t pray before games. God would be embarrassed of that entrance. When I first saw the video I thought it was a Big East Stadium because of the empty seats, the relative serenity and really just the overall wee-ness of the stadium Hopefully the team will stay in the locker…

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Now I know why Cal don’t pray before games. God would be embarrassed of that entrance. When I first saw the video I thought it was a Big East Stadium because of the empty seats, the relative serenity and really just the overall wee-ness of the stadium

Hopefully the team will stay in the locker room until this nonsense has cleared the field.

Key points from this video:

1) Contender theme being used as an intro
2) Running out of a blow up helmet: Similar to that of a 12 year old birthday
3) Fans littering the field before the game
4) MC trying to pump up the crowd
5) Attempted slow clap
6) Smoke machine

23 responses to “WTF? Is this Starkville? Oxford? Louisville? No, it’s f’n Cal”

  1. Mama-Looka-Boo-Daa Avatar
    Mama-Looka-Boo-Daa

    Cal should pray to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It would be just as relevant as the prayers pre-game inside of Neyland.

  2. Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez Avatar
    Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez

    Next time they should use “The Final Countdown” as entrance music, for once it might less cheesier.

  3. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Did they just have regular people standing around on the field forming the tunnel??? Usually it’s the band and cheerleaders forming the tunel, not season ticket holdrs from the stands…

  4. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    cal 41 Vols 10

  5. Deep Throat Avatar
    Deep Throat

    Well least I didn’t wirte this originally…

    EDSBS would be proud

  6. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    I’ve seen better stadium entries in the 5 year old division at the local Pop Warner complex…

  7. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    No kidding.

  8. Sofa King Big Avatar
    Sofa King Big

    hippy, I’ve also seen bigger crowds

  9. MountaineerBob Avatar
    MountaineerBob

    That sucks, apparently WVU has a new “entrance” debuting this weekend, and it was designed by Coach Rods wife. I hope it’s better than that shit.

    At least I know the crowd will be insane so the entrance won’t matter.
    and our guy carries a musket, that’s really all you need.

  10. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    I agree Bob. Our team, fans, and state are insanely pure

  11. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    Such is life of the typical college football fan outside of the south. There is no pagentry anywhere else.

    Are you sure that’s Cal and not a Arena football team playing an exhibition game on a real field?

    Pathetic.

  12. Jon Crompton Avatar
    Jon Crompton

    Since I leeaked the news of the pinky to the media, i have split the team

  13. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    I live in the Bay Area, and have attended many Cal games. That game being shown above was a Senior day game. Those are the parents of the seniors forming the tunnel.

    In regards to the open seats, thats due to the absolute debacle of getting into the stadium. Parking at Memorial stadium is a complete joke.

    Football in the Bay Area comes last two everything else, since most of the people here are into alot of diffrent things. So we dont pack 100K like you do at Rocky Top, or anywhere else in the SEC.

    I am a fan of the game, and hold no team higher than the other, but I can say that Cal being favored by 5 is a big mistake. Enough of a mistake I took a perosnal bet with a friend and gave him 7 1/2. And yes, I did take Tennessee.

    The game will be great none the less, have a great weekend.

    PS. Ill tell Kevin Simon hello for all of you!

  14. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Tell Kevin’s dad to suck my cock

  15. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    Ears:

    So a former player for your team, that bleeds orange, and lietrally destroyed his body to play for your team gets that kind of treatment? What gives man? That is a hell of a way to show your support for your team.

    Very classy. And a great way to trash the board.

    Good Luck!

  16. Sofa King Big Avatar
    Sofa King Big

    Tell Kevin’s dad he is the poor man’s Al Sharpton….. except a total dumbfuck. Thanks.

  17. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    I only know Kevin, not his dad. Intrested in finding out what he did.

    Thanks Sofa King.

  18. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Kevin is a great guy. His dad? Not so great. Is that better?

  19. Sofa King Big Avatar
    Sofa King Big

    K Cy is not the issue, great Vol.

    If you see his old man and another old white guy in a car by the locker room after a gaem, however, don’t look to see what’s going on.

  20. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    Yeah, its cool..just curious to what his Pop did…

  21. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    LOL..ok..enough said…

    The Radio out here is saying that 80K are expected for the game…Thats going to be chaos considering the Bay Bridge is closed all weekend…

    I just dont see Cal stopping Tenn. offense, and I think Cal’s offense is to predictable w/ a QB who telegraphs his pass..

  22. Sofa King Big Avatar
    Sofa King Big

    I agree, I think ball control produces the win for the Orange. I preict by the 3rd quarter, their defense is exhausted. Vols by 13

  23. Mr. French Avatar
    Mr. French

    I agree with ya…But I’m willing to say second quarter…. Cal can have the best WR trio in the game, but the Tenn, corners have gone against as good a recievers and QB’s all last year… It’s a simple matter of coverage. Plus Cal dosent have that strong run game they had w/ Lynch last year. I gave my buddy Cal and 7 1/2.. so 13 works for me!

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