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Slaton Steaks and the Heisman

OSU offensive lineman Orlando Pace had his Pace Pancakes, Doug Flutie had the Flutie Flakes. We shall celebrate from the Mountain Tops when Slaton returns victorious the Heisman. Slaton Steaks [link]. We’d like to hereby declare that every WVU fan shall bring a rubber steak dog toy to each home game in an effort to…

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OSU offensive lineman Orlando Pace had his Pace Pancakes, Doug Flutie had the Flutie Flakes. We shall celebrate from the Mountain Tops when Slaton returns victorious the Heisman.

Slaton Steaks [link]. We’d like to hereby declare that every WVU fan shall bring a rubber steak dog toy to each home game in an effort to win running back Steve Slaton the Heisman Trophy. SEC Homers, you can bring a Dawg (get it? UGA?) toy to New Orleans to watch us win the NC.

For Pat White’s campaign I was thinking of moonshine jugs… with White-lightning painted on the side.

Woo-Hoooooooooooo, my piss is hot!!! I consider myself married to Eer football. ‘Til death do us part’

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17 responses to “Slaton Steaks and the Heisman”

  1. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    My girls are more down-home than the girls Jai posted

  2. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Are those jorts they’re wearing?

  3. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    fuck yeah

  4. AngryEers Daddy Avatar
    AngryEers Daddy

    AngyEer

    It would be really nice if the other administrators of this site would ban you and your uninsitefull WV propaganda from this blog. You never write an article that offers anything other than my Eers are going to do this and that, Slaton is the man, look at his arms….BLAH BLAH BLAH

    It is like listening to a kid rant about his favorite superhero (ooo spiderman is going to kick his but, yea yea yea). It is F**king stupid to read. At least the others guys here gives us something news worthy to read about from time to time

  5. AngryEers Daddy Avatar
    AngryEers Daddy

    Is that celulite on the back of the leg of the girl in the #2 jersey. DAMN, cover that up already.

  6. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    I think he managed to go without mentioning the UGA game yesterday, but he got right back on track today.

  7. AngryEers Daddy Avatar
    AngryEers Daddy

    Angy

    I see you are hard at work deleting posts again. Whats wrong, did i hit a nerve.

  8. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Rating from left to right…

    Decent body but big schnozz = 6

    Petite, looks like a decent face and nice bod = 8 (but a cautious one due to poor pixellation)

    Volleball/Softball/Shotputter hybrid = 0 (but a 5 if I’m really intoxicated and fancy a scrum in the sack and there isn’t any other chicks around)…

  9. Jon Crompton Avatar
    Jon Crompton

    I like ruff tuff mountain girls. they are all “10s”

  10. Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez who is at work & not logged into to Wolrd Press Avatar
    Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez who is at work & not logged into to Wolrd Press

    I love this.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/bill_trocchi/08/30/conference.rankings/index.html

    Si ranks the conferences. Of the SEC is #1 just like on everyone else’s conference rankings. What I find funny is that the Big 12 is at #2, Big 10 #3 and then after those two girlie man conferences the Big Least comes in at #4.

    High fives all around!!! 🙂

  11. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Big Easy higher than the PAC-One?

    Cal, UCLA, Or. St., or maybe even Az. St with Erickson’s “improvements” could win the Big Easy.

  12. Barry Switzer Avatar
    Barry Switzer

    colin cowherd stated the big east was tougher than the big 12. The Big 12 must suck

  13. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    My rankings…

    1. SEC
    2. AFC
    3. NFC
    4. CFL
    5. AFL

  14. Urban Meyer Avatar
    Urban Meyer

    I disagree with 4 and 5 TBST, if chris leak goes to the CFL i would switch those

  15. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    Well EuroNFL was better than CFL until they got rid of it.

    Have you guys heard about the http://www.allamericanfootballleague.com/

    College Degree required…

  16. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    CFL- Doug Flutie, from BC when they were in the Big East
    AFL- Kurt Warner, from Northern Iowa

    You are right, Herban. The AFL has better talent than the CFL

  17. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Rubber Steak Dog Toys??? Are you going to Mountaineer games or Michael Vick’s house???

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