(Tim seems to be saying “Ding Fries are done!!!”)
Geez dude. You are not going to make through the season if you don’t find a way to be more like Chris Leak. You know, hookslide away from the first down marker? After that Western Kentucky player bomared your ass on the sideline, I quickly realized that you simply do not possess the intellect to save yourself. Of course that deficit is reflected in your 890 SAT score.
Even the goofball Jefferson Pilot announcers or whoever the network was televising the game, seemed genuinely concerned over your safety. They were being really nice and polite with the occasional reference to your “enthusiasm” while it was clear that they believed that you were borderline retarded. Not to overstate the obvious, but WKU is not an SEC defense. You are caught in the perfect storm, you are dumb, strong, fast, and playing the Spread Option in the SEC.
Keep in mind that the Spread Option offense, that was created by Rich Rodriguez, and used /borrowed by Herban Meyer isn’t real QB friendly. Sorry Gators, it is Rich Rod’s concept and Herban “borrowed” it. Think of it like in the movie the Waterboy. The scenario of when Jerry Reed (Meyer) stole Henry Winkler’s (Rodriguez) playbook.
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