We are attempting to do a”hit the cutoff” blog the Tennessee-Southern Miss Game. I don’t have television. F’n lower Alabama doesn’t offer PPV.
Lloyd Braun is in Knoxville and has been since last night. He is sending me his photo commentary of the tailgate and the game via his I-Phone and I am posting it to the blog. There is no guarantee that we will be successful for the entire game. Not that it really matters anyway.
Here are first pictures (all times are CST):

CBS’s Clay Travis at the West Towne Mall (9/7/07)

A BigUn looking for something to cover that fatback (9/7/07)

She thinks Lou Holtz is f’n sexy (9/7/07)

A Warrior, a blue-tooth warrior enroute to Neyland. God Speed (9/8/07 1330)

Freeloading (9/7/07 1430)

Check this Hillybilly Douche. He makes his lady stand while he sits!!! Fetch me a beer, bitch!! Note the backwards hat, ala Trooper Taylor. (1432)

Mmmm, Taco Bell, En Fuego. solid collegiate tailgate-hopper

I wish it was raining, raining Big Orange Poo

Dayum, I think there is a nice turdcutter. (1804)

The Pride

J’Muthaf’n Tee, F’n chilling

Lloyd says that the Southern Miss fans are up front. They are proud,loud and Geigh. He indicates that his date is a “2 bagger”, I don’t know what that means. Erik Ainge is playing like a NFL #1 Draft pick according to the Bluetooth Warrior.
He also says that this is worse game he has attended. Long lines, poor concessions, pissed off fans.

Angry supporters for the most competent commander the gridiron has ever seen, impatiently tapping their feet as they wait to purchase kool-aid

Ainge looking hawt. Pinky is taped

We got him!!! 17 yards downfield!!! Florida is in for a rude awakening next week, as we continue to employ our “vanilla” defense. The SEC CG is our goal!!

Watch out Timmy Te-Bleaux!!!





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