As if we needed another reason to want to kick this cheating, lying, cocky, self-absorbed bag of dicks in the face – he gives us another one. Accenting the glorious canvas that is the Interweb with the beauty and majesty that is SEC Poon might be one of the greatest single deeds ever done – seriously, ever. As we mentioned here, the wonders of SEC Poon are too great to only be seen by the eyes of football fans one day per week. We need Poon every day. The beauty of our co-eds is unmatched — and the noble sirs that so bravely give us this daily bread have somehow been strong armed by the most despicable and loathsome man to ever walk onto a football field. If you’re a ‘Bamers – fuck off and die — all of you along with your washed-up school. Your team has now become the most hated team in the SEC – the world, even. Rise up fellow SECers, Satan shall not prevail. As the great drunk and Poon lover Winston Churchill once said : “Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that, if the SEC and its Poon shall last for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour. ‘” I know I can say this with great confidence — “Whoooooo — Pig — Suey!!!!! We are all Hogs fans on the morrow.
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