Let us define what is a Bammeroid. I plan on submitting a definition to the Urban
Dictionary that captures the essence of the Bammeroid. Here is one that I am kicking around:
The art of applying your brand spanking new Houndstooth Coozie in and around your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white patterns, due to an increased risk of staining.
From the Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, more inspiration here is an excerpt part of the interview with the Big Bammeroid Nathan Davis (pictured below) :
Loyalty to Tide cost him his first marriage.
“I bled for them.”
Yikes: “They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, ‘That’s one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General Robert E. Lee.’”
Davis: “Through UA, Bear Bryant, and Van Tiffin, I have found God.”
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