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Tennessee vs the Cheaters
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68 responses to “Tennessee vs the Cheaters”
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Jai what the fuck is wrong with your team this weekend? I expected you guys to cram sarah jessica parker wilson into a locker and pee all over him. Dark days indeed, my friend.
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did anyone notice that the Bammers turned of the play clock?? Wh needed it more? Bammers or the Vols?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phil Fulmer spotted at Krispy Kreme on 15th St.
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Classy post Druid. What is Fulmer’s record against Bammer? 14-4? it is zit on Bear’s ass
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Oh shut your face Ears. You’ve seen what’s been said about Bama on this blog.
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Counting the days till you fellas come to the Plains.
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What a beatdown.
After your posts for the last several days Jai you have more egg on your face than Phat Phil after 5 grand slam breakfasts at Denny’s.
You are pathetic loser – which makes you the ideal Vol Fan today!
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You bammeroids really are classy. I watched that game, the homecooking was as bad as the UConn game
GO EERS
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Yeah right. 24 points is home cooking.
And that is MR. Bammeroid to you.
Class? Read all of the UT posts on here the last few days. Then look at the scoreboard. Then keep whining.
41-17. End of sentence. Good bye.
Tell me agin about Phat Phil “owning” anything besides the highest cholesterol level in the southeastern U.S.
P.S. you guys WERE right about one thing. You fear of Nick Saban is well justified. And when you come in here whining in response remember this: you got your asses kicked by 24 points.
Take it like a man -oh wait what am I thinking? YOU guys acting like men????
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I don’t have a dog in this fight. But if Fulmer’s record agasint Bama is correct, you better enjoy the win, they don’t seem to happen very often against Tennesseee
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It shall be enjoyed my friend.
What an ass-beating!
Run that mouth some more vol nation.
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Dear Beloved Bear
Enable this team to do your will
Make it vulnerable that it may speak with hip-hop jive;Make our rare but effective win over the Viles last forever
Make the Ghetto known as T-Town more literate
In the midst of turbulence let the team avoid probation
for the hearing of your still small voice. -
Lick my taint Doyle
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I would enjoy it, considering less than a year being removed from NCAA probation 5 Alabama players were caught committing serious NCAA violations.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20071020/LATEST/71020026
I love the first paragraph:
“The University of Alabama football program suspended five players who may have committed major violations of National Collegiate Athletic Association rules less than a year after its most recent probation and repeat-violator status had expired.”
Classic could there be more scholarships taken away in the future?
More on my blog about this as well.
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haha.
a slap on the wrist.
good try though.
Bama 41, Tenn 17.
Miami went through the same situation under Shannon this year.
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a slap on the wrist.
The University of Alabama football program suspended five players who may have committed major violations of National Collegiate Athletic Association rules less than a year after its most recent probation and repeat-violator status had expired.Yes, SMU went through the same thing
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“a slap on the wrist. good try though.”
Try reading the article dillweed. Here’s another paragraph from the article.
“The suspensions came in the wake of the NCAA placing Ball State on two years probation, with football, men’s tennis and softball, receiving specific sanctions Tuesday for a textbook scandal. Football was penalized three scholarships.”
Yeah a slap a big fucking slap.
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I can understand your wanting Bama back on probation. It really helps pad that series record for ‘ole Phil when he doesn’t have to go against a full strength ‘Bama. I wonder what a few years of a good coach and program stability will lead to. Wait, it only took 8 weeks.
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And 8 weeks to probably go back on probation. For the record I want Phil gone.
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Funny stat:
Before Phil started calling people fags via the fax machine to get Bama on probation, his record against UA was 8-1.
After the probation was announced, the record is 3-3.
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IF, Bama wasn’t cheating, why would Fulmer call the NCAA? Is it beyond anyone’s expectation that if Alabama had cheated for several years, that they would not cheat again?
Good gosh, they got caught cheating before the game, those 5 players? You people are retards, all of you….
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We cheated, plain and simple. Still, Fulmer did some pretty shady things behind people’s backs. Taping private conversations, calling Roy Adams a fag to Roy Kramers face, etc.
I respect Spurrier more because he actually admitted to playing a part in this. If Fulmer wanted to do it then fine, do it. Just be a man and admit it.
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I have yet read a story where Fulmer has denied being involved.
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Does the term secret witness ring a bell?
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Druid…does the term “geigh avatar” ring a bell? Seriously, you folks cheat, why would anyone think anything else?
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Bama cheats, Bear’s dead, Saban’s a liar….blah blah blah- YOU GOT YOUR ASSES BEAT!!!
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Any Bammers have a Poli Sci 301 book I can “borrow”?
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@27
Classic Bammer post. The end justifies the means makes it all OK.
SMU
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Alabama’s best win is Tennessee. Great, and Tennessee’s best win is Georgia. Georgia’s best win? Alabama.
Parity in the SEC is the watchword whereas inconsistency is the watchwprd for every other conference
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“Does the term secret witness ring a bell?”
Again I still haven’t found a story where Fulmer denies involvement, if you have one then post the link.
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I can see the loss has caused some people to bring up past accomplishments. I won’t.
I know Bama should have hung 55+ points on your weak game.
Good luck next year Vols. You’ll need it.
Html test…
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Hack, you may have to buy tickets or use your real fucking press pass that real fucking journalists get after Bammer gets a TV ban.
Organic Chemistry text books = NCAA Scantions RTR!!!
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The Newspaper Hack guy is a real asshole. He comments on Deadspin. Very full of his himself, Huge ego, a really short temper and must have a really small dick too.
Jim, from all i have seen from Bama fans, you all live off of the past. the 15 NCs etc….
I would think that Fulmer’s ownership of your program is just as relevant as your past.
Do any of you Bama fans think that you will get more probation over this latest fiasco?
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Hey look guys, my earlier comment was clearly unprofessional. We are happy with the win, cause wins against UT are so rare. I think we caught you on a down day.
I sincerely hope that we can overcome this next series of legal issues that will challenge our mighty program.
I type before I think, it’s like I have tourettes in my fingers. Please don’t think that I am mad or gay, OK?
Good luck with the rest of the season, I am going to the Bryant Museum to pray for my school and hope we don’t get the SMU Death Penalty this time. I know, text books are the same as buying humans, but if you compile the list of stupid things we do, it is impressive.
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For all of my Crimson Brothers and Sisters:
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of The University of Alabama, and to The Bear and all he stands for, the Tide Nation, under God, with Tradition and Pride like no other… Roll Tide
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Ears Whitworth? You dirty Barner?
Remember this:
Last year’s Iron Bowl was pretty special. Whipping up on you barners for 3 out of 4 quarters was awesome…
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Ears? We Got 12!!!! We Got 12!!!!! No matter how many we might lose in a row (all due to refs and bad calls of course) you’ll never catch us cause we got 12!!!!!
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OK, we got one streak of ass whippings off of us!! Now Nick has you turd knockers in East Alabama in his gun sight.
i know i’m tired of hearing it. 5 straight years, 1815 days of hell that not only me, but all alabama fans, players, and coaches would like to see come to an end beating auburn in Auburn. i want alabama to win this years iron bowl in honor of bear bryant and Nick Saban’s sweet but very mature-looking niece. I am so happy Coach Saban closed down that horrific SECpoon.com website!!!
one thing is for sure, i’ll be wearing my bear bryant houndshooth hat on my way to work this saturday in rooting for the crimson tide.
RTR!!!! Bama is back Baby!!! We be rolling!!!
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Hack,
you really should stop posting comments. Each one is more idiotic than the last. Please just go back to your queer little blog that might, on a good day, get a 100 visitors.
We get it, you are some big city newspaper writer. Frankly, you are acting like a white trash trailer park Bammer Meth Head.
Does it bother you that you Bammers wanted my school’s coach and he said “NO”.
I promise that I won’t laugh wehn Saban runs off to Nebraska or Texas A&M. Where did A&M get their last coach???
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Jai is strangely silent after all of his big talk earlier.
Jai – you are a wus. Without a doubt.
Here’s an “urban dictionary” entry for you Jai as you are so fond of those :
Jai (n) – wus; pussy; a whining little girly fag who is unable to man-up after boasting his ass off prior to getting his balls handed to him.
Here is one more parting shot: all of you types on here loudly like to talk about how “classless” ‘Bama is while routinely making incredibly boorish, classless posts about Alabama. I think you guys are way too idiotic to see the irony.
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By the way, ‘eer, it doesn’t bother me that your coach said “no ” to Alabama. Does not bother me one bit. I am very pleased with his decision. Worked out great!
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I am here. Have you ever heard of Salmon Rushdie and the Fatwa concept?
I live in Bammer, and I am laying low. Everyone knows that among the Bammer Schools, Bammeroids are at the bottom of the food chain. But they are scary when they “hunt” in packs.
The blind squirrel finding the acorn definitely applies in this loss. Wus is spelled with 2 s’s.
Hack, you are an idiot and your comments only confirm that fact.
I have received some very disturbing emails since Saturday. I will publish the best of the best tomorrow.
Roids? Check the blog header. TBST, still blocked at the office. Let me know if you are able to moderate
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Jai – if you have received disturbing e-mails, it is only because you routinely post disturbing material yourself.
There is nothing lower on the food chain than a hypocrite, Jai.
That YOU would call anyone else names is ridiculous.
Read your own posts.
You should be ashamed, but your posts show you have no shame.
That’s why it is tough on you now Jai. Stop blaming everybody else, Actions- even on a ridiculous blog- have consequences, and you are reaping exactly what you have sown.
I invite everyone to go back and read Jai’s posts. No one has been more classless.
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By the way, Jai- I knew you would not be able to man up. I was as certain of that as the sun coming up this morning.
Anyone who has read your posts – and has seen your failure to man up in their aftermath – knows what you really are. And so it is no surprise that you know how to spell “wuss.” You LIVE it – you should be able to spell it.
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His posts weren’t that bad, no worse than what Alabama blogs were posting about Tennessee before the game. That sir is what a true hypocrite is.
Personal attacks and trying to look tough while hiding behind a keyboard like yours Mr. Sarah is why this once great rivalry is nothing more than a jawing of the morons on both sides. It’s people like you that make most of the Bama fans look classless.ROLL TIDE ROLL!!
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I would like a link to ONE of these claimed “Alabama blogs” that approach Jai’s posts in viciousness. I know there is a lot of tacky tasteless stuff out there and hey we are all big boys and that’s the way we play these days, but Jai has zero right to whine about mean-spiritd e-mails when he posts mean-spirited stuff on his blog 24/7.
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“BamaAlum89” I find your post curious. You start out talking about “Alabama blogs” that are as vicous as this one – but you cite none. But that isn’t the most telling point . . .
You talk about a “jawing of the morons” by both sides but somehow this only makes “most of the Bama fans look classless.” Not UT. Just ‘Bama.
Hmmmmmmmm . . .I smell some mischief . . . and some diversionary tactics . . .are there any other posts on this blog by “BamaFan89?” Just wondering . . .
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I can moderate. designate your targets, i doubt you want me using my ROE on these fuckers.
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Sarah Jessica, the answer is no, there are not
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“I know there is a lot of tacky tasteless stuff out there and hey we are all big boys”
Big boys do not need to act like tough guys behind a keyboard.
“BamaAlum89″ I find your post curious. You start out talking about “Alabama blogs” that are as vicous as this one – but you cite none. But that isn’t the most telling point . . .”
Sorry some people have jobs you know…I’m at mine, currently on lunch. I see no difference in the postings done here than RollTideRoll calling Tennessee UTThugs and a funny picture of Fulmer as a pumpkin on Tidedruid I believe. Maybe you enlighten me as to what the difference is.
You talk about a “jawing of the morons” by both sides but somehow this only makes “most of the Bama fans look classless.” Not UT. Just ‘Bama.
What I said is:
“Personal attacks and trying to look tough while hiding behind a keyboard like yours Mr. Sarah is why this once great rivalry is nothing more than a jawing of the morons on both sides. It’s people like you that make most of the Bama fans look classless.”Meaning the personal attacks that you have chosen, not against a school but against one person is what makes people hate Bama fans.. I was hoping you would have been intelligent enough to notice that. I have to see a UT fan personally attack anyone on this site. If it has happened then I agree that person is also classless.
There’s a difference in picking at another school and personally attacking someone, that’s my whole point.
Hmmmmmmmm . . .I smell some mischief . . . and some diversionary tactics . . .are there any other posts on this blog by “BamaFan89?” Just wondering . . .
Before today was there anyone posting as “That’s MR. Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson to you Jai”? Also just wondering.
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Jai=BamaAlum89 . . .just proved it.
Answering yourself in quick succession is an old net trick. We are not quite as slow down here as you think Jai/BamaAlum89
Wuss – I’ll use your spelling as you are the Wusspert 🙂
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Oh – and “BamaAlum89” – I’ll quickly enlighten you to a few differences: you find me one post an ANY blog which compares UT fans to murderous, beheading terrorists (as Jai does with ‘Bama fans only a FEW POSTS ABOVE THIS ONE) and I will drop the point.
You can’t do that.
Comparing football fans to beheading terrorists is offensive. Way more offensive than anything you have claimed by ‘Bama fans. THAT should be removed by moderators.
It also demands an apology. Can you man up and do that?????
Almost every time ‘Bama is referred to by Jai – every single time, even after a monstrous nationally-televised asskicking – it is as “Bammeroids” even when no other schools in the discussion get similar derogatory mentions. Maybe that is OK today, because Jai probably has a pain in the ass from where ‘Bama fans have collectively rammed their feet today, but I woould like a link to a blog where UT is ridden so humorlessly and consistently with a single term.
Peace out. Oh you still haven’t manned-up jai. That’s OK. We know you are incapable of it.
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Shove your conspiracy theories up your ass, Mr. Sarah. You are a true Bammeroid. RTR BAMA’S BACK!
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And one more thing, Bammeriod (thanks for letting me know that term gets under your skin), the Red Elephants ass kicking of the Vawls wasn’t nationally-televised. This may blow your small mind, but Lincoln Financial isn’t a national TV network.
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Boy. What a comeback.
Is there actually any gray matter at all attached to your brain stem?????
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Hey you misspelled “Bammeroid.” And it’s MR. Bammeroid to you, and probably will be as long as MR. Saban stays in town.
I’m actually starting to warm to this “Bammeroid” stuff. After all, it indicates that you just got an ass-kicking. 🙂
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“Answering yourself in quick succession is an old net trick. We are not quite as slow down here as you think Jai/BamaAlum89”
Son you are so far off.
“I’ll quickly enlighten you to a few differences: you find me one post an ANY blog which compares UT fans to murderous, beheading terrorists (as Jai does with ‘Bama fans only a FEW POSTS ABOVE THIS ONE) and I will drop the point.”
I did a search for the post. Nothing came up. Can you please link it?
and hurry I have 10 minutes left on lunch.
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Bammeroid (n) – pain in the buttocks of UT fans caused by thorough kicking. Occurs mostly in the fall around mid-October, with pain lasting for 365 days. Phenomenon first noticed in the early 1960s continuing until the mid-1990s; after a period of remission erupted into a pandemic in 2007 with no end in sight.
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Bammeriod, I do not have time do deal with you. Go back to wearing your Got 12 shirt and jerking off to Collette Connell.
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Here is the post itself, copied from Jai’s post at @43 above:
“I am here. Have you ever heard of Salmon Rushdie and the Fatwa concept?
I live in Bammer, and I am laying low. Everyone knows that among the Bammer Schools, Bammeroids are at the bottom of the food chain. But they are scary when they “hunt” in packs.”
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Hey Taco you misspelled it again! Guess it is hard to type standing up due the “bammeroids” you got from that ass-kicking on Saturday . . . 🙂
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Oh grow up, That’s not a post, a post is a story, that’s reply, a reply to you alone specifically and anyone can tell that meant to be humorous. If words on a screen are going to hurt your delicate sensibility then get job and quit reading them.
Let’s see what you said before he/she not sure if they are male or female replied.
You are pathetic loser – which makes you the ideal Vol Fan today!
Jai – you are a wus. Without a doubt.
Here’s an “urban dictionary” entry for you Jai as you are so fond of those :
Jai (n) – wus; pussy; a whining little girly fag who is unable to man-up after boasting his ass off prior to getting his balls handed to him.
those what you said before he/she remarks. That’s what I’m referring to. There was no cause in that, on either side. Lunchtime is over.
have a good day all
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
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Yeah. I really believe you “BamaAlum89.” You seem to overlook the open sewer that this blog has been over the past several weeks. If you had read any of the posts by Jai on this blog – and I beleieve you HAVE because I think it is quite possible you authored them – you would know that every bit of humorous darts aimed at Jai he had coming – and more.
And NOBODY made any comment anywhere near as offensive as to be lumped in with Islamic fundamentalist terrorists who are currently KILLING AMERICANS right now; that is WAY the hell over the line – and the comment about “laying low” inferred an actual threat beyond humor.
Of course, this page sorely needs some humor, which I have injected today 🙂
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Mr. Jessica,
I am a Barn fan. Not everyone on here is a UT fan, there are WVU and Bama posters too. Since I am an Auburn fan, I can call you what ever I want to call you and spell it however I want to spell it. I call you and your school Auburn’s Bitch. -
That is fair enough Taco. For a bit longer.
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Hey I’ll even admit it if AU kicks ass in November. I’ll man up.
Jai hasn’t yet. I doubt he will. I really doubt he is capable of it.
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Dear ABC,
PLEASE don’t broadcast anymore UT football games ! I know the Alabama vs. UT rivalry is supposed to be a good game-but let’s face, the VOLS are not players in the SEC anymore-and have not been for quite a few years. Debacle play at UCLA and the latest version of the URBAN MEYER beat down, required me to look forward to the Fresno State VS. Toledo match-up for some entertaining football. Please remove also the broadcasts that may include the following: Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss. State, Kentucky, South Carolina and Vanderbilt (good team, but who cares up there ?). That would basically mean that only 4 teams deserve any television time. SAD day for Tennessee football. Oh well, not of it is home grown talent anyhow and is probably the outcasts that nobody else wanted-or their parole officers put them on work release. So BAD MOUTH any SCHOOL you want: Alabama, AU, Ohio State-but you truly are LOSERS with socks.
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