Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

(HT DawgluvsChesney)

Reason 1: The all powerful bye week.

Finally after so many years Georgia gets a long over-due bye week before they play Florida. A bye week is the biggest advantage you can have going into a game, even greater than home field advantage. Mark Richt is 8-1 in games after bye weeks since 2002, the one loss coming from Auburn in 2005 which the dogs had in hand but Auburn made a big completion off of blown coverage on Georgia’s defense to win the game 31-30 (the image is still scorched into my retina).

Reason 2: Florida does not have a bye week.

The last 5 out of 6 meetings in Jacksonville the Gators have had a bye week before they played Georgia. The Gators took all those games except for the one game where neither team had a bye week in 2004; the Bulldogs won 31-24. In addition, all those games were decided by 7 points or less. If Georgia can keep it that close with Florida coming off a bye week, imagine what they’ll do when the tables a turned.

Reason 3: Florida’s Defense is just not good enough to stop Georgia.

Florida’s pass defense is not going to be able to keep Stafford under control, he’s going to pick them apart. Florida’s has an okay running D but lets face it Georgia’s going to run enough to make them respect the run and that’s all a talented QB really needs to pick apart a weak secondary. But I don’t want to make Georgia’s running game not sound like much of a factor, Moreno is a very talented running back and I don’t think Florida’s seen a running back quite like him all year. It’ll be interesting to see how they handle him.

Now on the flip side Georgia’s defense is good. March Richt wrote the book on having a running QB and I’m sure he’s got a nice game plan on how to keep Tebow under control. The Bulldogs talented secondary won’t allow too many big plays through the air either.

The 4th and final Reason why Georgia will beat Florida is because Georgia just plain wants it more:

So far this season Georgia’s been having a lot of problems with executing and it seems like there’s two different Georgia teams. But history shows that Georgia always comes ready to play when they go to Jacksonville for the biggest game of the season and they WILL be ready to play. Both Florida and Georgia have young teams this year and this game will probably tell us a lot about what’s going to happen in the years to come. This game will be close, it always is but this year is Georgia’s year. I saw a very frustrated and pissed off Mark Richt after the Vanderbilt game and he’s going to have his team focussed and motivated when Saturday rolls around. I expect Georgia to get back to some old fashion hard nosed football and I think a lot of Gator fans should start preparing for an upset.

27 responses to “Why UGA wins”

  1. i hope you’re wrong…..i’m afraid that you may be right….but, if tebow is healthy, i don’t see georgia stopping our offense.

    caleb king and knowshon scare the hell out of me. stafford could be throwing darts all day on our banged-up, already subpar dbs. HOWEVER, georgia’s wideouts always seem to have hands of stone when they go to jax.

    i’d definitely take the pts. if i were a betting man though….

    look for harvin and kestahn moore to light it up a bit….a la tebow the ‘decoy’.

  2. congrats dawgs….the better team won

  3. fact is…..tebow has overshadowed some obvious weaknesses on this gator team. it pains me to say it, but our defense has been held together by twine and duct tape. i’m not sure it has really recovered from that bat shit crazy les miles and his 5-5 4th down conversions. mentally….this team is worn out……

    capital one bowl here we come!

  4. Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" Avatar
    Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”

    Horrible loss and can’t say I disagree with anything you said, Jai. Can’t believe we lost to the Dawgs. Moreno was for real. Solid win guys, now fuck off and die.

  5. I’ll never forget the look on Tebow’s face and Meyer’s “WTF” pose when UGA celebrated in the endzone. And then, in a pep rally reply, Meyer gets his boys to start jumping up and down on the sidelines.

    “We’ve got spirit, yes we do. We’ve got spirit how bout you?”

    That’s all I could think of when UF started jumping up and down trying to match UGA’s intensity. UF did score right away, but they thought UGA was going to die right there. Then Knowshon “Special K” Moreno ripped UF up for the entire game. Nice to know that UGA ran left all game with a RFreshman running back, RFreshman Left Tackle, and a true freshman left guard. Who knew it would take injuries to the #1 and #2a RBs on UGA’s depth chart for Richt to give the ball to one ball carrier 30 times in one game.

    Another thing is the hilarious “classless” comments from UF and GT fans in the message board world. UF fans talking about “classless” is a riot. A couple of the UF defensive guys thought a fight was breaking out and looked for someone to punch, but then they saw that all of the UGA players were celebrating with each other. There were a couple of guys doing their own thing, but for the most part it was a jump party in the end zone.

  6. Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" Avatar
    Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”

    You can lump us all in to one group if you like — but most Gator fans get it and are just as hateful of the d-bags whom you’re talking about. As far as the celebration, on the first TD of the game, it was sophomoric and immature and Rict’s lucky our D sucks so bad or he would’ve been a goat for doing it. Thirty yards to “send a message?” Winning the game was the best message he could’ve sent. And, for your information — Urban first held everyone on the bench back from rushing the field. Then did the whole House of Pain horseshit. Tough loss. Live it up dickbags.

  7. Yeah, all of those people against it keep using “ifs” and “lucky” a whole lot in their dismissal of the situation. The most painful thing for UF and GT fans is that UGA did it and won the game. Double kick in the nuts that continually feeds off of itself.

    I think the “message” sent wasn’t necessarily for UF as it was for UGA and their fans. Richt made it a point to let the players know about it a week in advance. Why? To let them know that things were different this time around. Us UGA fans have been sick of this purely psychological thing UF has had with UGA since Spurrier left and Richt let the fans know that things are different and that it’s ok to expect UGA to beat UF.

    Desperation? Yep. Richt has lost this game with a better team too many times and an equal team too many times. Something had to change to even up this “rivalry”. I can assure you, you won’t see Richt let this happen again. This was a unique situation that doesn’t exist in any other rivalry in any other sport. No “rival” has dominated their rival like UF has dominated UGA the past 20 years. UF’s run has been retarded and Richt wanted to try something different this time.

    It worked. Everyone in red and black was jacked up from that point on. Shoot, everyone in orange and blue was jacked. UF, the defending national champs, had 51 minutes to answer the challenge in a game they have owned for a long time and they couldn’t do it. Every punch they threw, UGA hit them twice.

    It’s so nice to have the hate back in the rivalry. UF fans haven’t hated UGA this much in a long, long time. When’s the last time UF fans marked next season’s UGA game on the calendar? I love all of the hate from UF fans and GT fans that’s spewing all over the message boards.

    Now we’re hearing excuses about the bye week, key injuries, bad calls, etc.

    Soup Grape. The newest Gatorade flavor.

  8. I correctly selected the UGA UT AU Vandy and UK wins. I am on fire

  9. Oh, plan on a lies all piss tOSU for the rest of the week

  10. Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" Avatar
    Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”

    Jon — you’re right in everything you said. And I hate writing that. The better team won. You guys have won two of the last four so from my standpoint its a rivalry and you bet your ass we’re looking to next year. This is a huge loss for us and a big ass win for you. Fucking die Dawgs.

  11. But the oh so mighty gayturds will now argue that the Dawgs didn’t beat the ‘REAL’ team..

    Well fucking excuse me if you want to place an * next to the game denoting that Tebow was a fuck up, to make it seem less as important of a loss.

    I guess thats what they get for riding tebow this far into the season, expecting to play real SEC football and not get banged up.. Then again I guess they had to, when 2 people count for over 75% of their total offense.

    UF had to know it was getting bad when their own center in the 4th tried to shove the ball into his own ass, instead of hiking it to Tebow.

    Go drown in a canal somewhere, your not the ‘second coming’ anymore.

  12. Soup Grape. I ruined one of my best jokes of the year.

    Sour Grape- Gatorade’s newest flavor.

  13. I’m going to lay off of Tebow for his game play. It’s his coach’s fault he’s getting the hell beat out of him. He’s a ball player and maybe a little too dumb for his own good at times. He may learn that lowering his head shouldn’t be done as much.

    6 games and he has a running back injury due to running back play and it’s impacted his quarterback play. He’s a warrior, but warriors that play the QB position don’t walk off of the field easily in the SEC if they think they can roll over linebackers week-in and week-out.

    I hope Meyer keeps this strategy as Tebow will be hurt every year for the second half of the season. I bet no one knew the Gators would be missing Chris Leak for the UGA game.

    His green eyes will always haunt me.

  14. Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" Avatar
    Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”

    Downtown Douche — you’re a greezy fuckstain. I love it when Gates give you guys props for a hard-fought win and you still feel the need to poke the bear. Take it easy there trigger — one well-deserved win doesn’t make you the Jimmy Superfly Snuka of the SEC East. And it sure as shit doesn’t even sniff giving you the privilege of chastising the Chosen One. So you beat us — excuse me while I shit all over myself. So did the ‘Burn — and they’re so unstoppable right now. Your team is horseshit and you’ll do nothing this year. Trophies, bitch. That’s all that matters. The more you guys pile on our beat up and overrated team the more the effects of your mom trying to snuff your life out when you were born are revealed. Enjoy your recently found nut, because you’re going to see a different variety of them bouncing on your chin next year, you fucking illiterate, backwoods, first-cousin fucking degenerate. Bring it.

  15. Taurean “killer” Green “Buds”_ FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! #10 BABY!!!!!!!! HOW YA LOVE THAT HERO!!!!!!!!

  16. “Killer” “Buds”

    First off you ignorant high piece of shit. Go count your trophies.. and keep counting them, because they don’t mean shit.. You won’t get shit from this season, so just keep polishing those trophies, and while your at it, go polish the “chosen one’s” rod too.

    For having half a fucking brain cell left, AND to type that post one handed while you fluff Tebow off is.. simply amazing.

    I’ll leave this alone, maybe I’ll even post a picture from the Dome as UGA plays LSU.. It’s the least I can do to ease your pain from a season down the shitter.

    Oh and no gator ever gave me, or any UGA fans I know “good props” for a winning a hard game.. All I heard was, “we have trophies, where are yours? Tebow was hurt.. Our golden son was bruised..”

    Shut the hell up and get your face back on Tebows jock. Its getting cooler at nights now, and you don’t want him to chafe.

  17. Hmmm…

    Lets see here…

    Tebow throws for 236 yards on 14 completions and 1 touchdown and rushes for two more with positive yardage on all CALLED running plays leading his team to pile up over 300 yards and 30 points…

    And he was “shut down”?!?!??!?

    I can only hope all teams can “shut down” the Chosen One in the same fashion as the UF defense gets back on track like we saw this past weekend…

    And I can only hope the UGA defense continues to “shut down” their opponents in the same manner for the rest of the season as they did against Troy…

    As those two ideals of being “shut down” will surely lead to a Gator trip to Atlanta while the Dawgs drop out of contention in the East…

  18. How is the chosen one’s non-jerking shoulder?

  19. Actually, Tim is ambidextrous, Eer…

    But it’s fine…

    After trucking a Dore defender for his second TD, he gave a little pat to his right shoulder and signaled an “ok” sign to the Hogtown crowd…

    A little Vandy soft serve seemed to be just the thing to fix what was ailing the best damn football player in the land…

  20. Please… Get real.. The gators only chance of even seeing Atlanta at this point is just buying a fucking plane ticket, or catching a ride with my younger brother as he leaves Gainsville for Thanksgiving.

    If you wanna nit pick words, with “shut down” and the like, how about we just get to the point that it was enough to make the “chosen one” to CRY.

    I know what I need to get Tebow for Christmas… a fucking towel, so he can dry his balls off after you guys stop slobbering on them.

  21. That is funny: trucking a Dore defender could be a riot. Vandy on a good day could maybe play in the best confgernece in the world, the Big East.

    Did you know that my eers have a top 5 D? T-Bone would not last a half without weeping from the crucification. That is a biblical reference, BTW. Something you Gator Heathens don’t seem to appreciate.

  22. Dawg, they like to think of it as “washing his balls”

  23. Gatorhippy,

    Also, in your stats, you are wrong my friend. You make it sound good, but it was his worse outing.. ever.. in front of his home town crowd.
    He was 14/22 with 236.. Which is good, I don’t deny that..

    But where everyone thinks he so wonderful.. He had a fumble from a snap, 13 attempted carries with -15 yards.. Sure, he had 2 touchdowns, but it’s not that hard to fall 1 yard.

    And unless Tebow is black, and has a gay french name, he didn’t get an interception for a TD. He only helped put up 23.

  24. “Please… Get real.. ”

    The three Tds Tebow accounted for against the Dawgs were very real…

    As were the 350 yards the UF offense racked up…

    As are the chances of the Gators heading to ATL given that the Dawgs are staring at LEAST one more loss between the Barners and the University of Lube…

    As a matter of fact…

    I’m thinking the LubeCats will be doing the Gators a favor over the next few weeks dropping both the Vols and Dawgs…

    Then its smooth sailing to ATL as the Gators and God’s second son lay the smack down on the OBC and the Wanks…

  25. Umm…No the stats are correct, Downtown…

    Sacks, while in college are considered running plays, it still doesn’t take away from the fact Tebow was looking to pass…

    The only negative yardage Tebow received was on those sacks…

    On all CALLED running plays, Timmy scooted forward…

    Which included the two TDs…

    Secondly…

    I didn’t state he scored all the points or accounted for them…

    I merely said he “led” his team to 30 points and over 300 yards of offense…

    Perhaps you should work on that reading comprehension a bit…

  26. And seriously, Downtown…

    I took the Gators playing their worst game of the year on defense in order for the Dawgs to win…

    Perhaps even more humorous is the fact that while Dawg fans are so enthusiastic over a Dawg win in J-Ville…

    The truth is the Gators did more to LOSE the game than the Dawgs did to win…

  27. But, hats off to the Dawgs…

    They were the victors this year…

    Winner of the latest one…

    Or winner of one of the last three…

    Or winner of two of the last four…

    Or winner of 3 of the last nineteen…

    However, you want to slice it, DD…

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