These two would be beauty queens at UAT

Sure it is Nick.  You should want the focus and attention to be on the players.  Saban shouldn’t want to focus of this weekend’s game to be on him.  Why would anyone want the focus of an entire SEC football game that will determine who will be in the driver’s seat of the West to be about one person?  Granted, that is one person that has been one deceptive motherfucker while employed and when leaving every other coaching gig. 

I think I remember a Nick Saban press conference about 11 months ago with him saying that the focus should be on the Dolphin players, not on the speculation of the UAT coaching position.  Maybe I am just making that up in my head, but I could have swore I saw something on the WWL about that, who knows?  Maybe I’m taking crazy pills or something. 

Usually when I think of those coonasses from the bayou, I think evil.  De facto legal prostitution, gambling, and alcohol laws, voodoo, nutria, and shitty, corrupt, incompetent politicians are usually what comes to mind when I think of that entire state.  And the French, also not a good thing.  But Saturday I will be viewing the LSU Tigers as the ones who will smite evil.  LSU is the Maximus, the Leonidias, and the William Wallace of this competition.  The difference is that LSU is not over matched, out manned, and will not have to become martyrs.  They will be the ones putting boot to ass.  LSU has more talented players, the greater motivation, and the attitude needed to win. 

As always, the biggest question about LSU is what (if anything) will be going on under Les Miles’ hat.  Saban is an above average coach.  Let’s be honest, it takes a little bit of talent to win at Michigan State and Toledo.  However I do not see anyone, even the Bahr himself being able to stop this LSU team with the talent Alabama has.  John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson’s Hoover ass and his Bammer brethren are not man enough to stop a pissed off LSU team.   The only thing that will prevent LSU from throat raping the Bammer Nation is Les Miles. 

But I seem to remember a certain time when Bama was Back.  I think there was a cover story about it that week in Sports Illustrated.  Then The Hat made a trip to the T-town Ghettos.  Bammer was indeed not back at all. 

The anticipation is killing me!!!

(I feel so dirty pulling for LSU this badly.  After this weekend, never again.  Unless they play Ohio State or any Big 10 team in their bowl game.)