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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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We Don’t Care

LSU, we don’t care about your National Title hopes. We don’t care that you own us 33-18 all time We don’t care that you beat us the last 4 times we played We don’t care that we haven’t beaten you in Baton Rouge in 14 years We don’t care that it’s your senior day We…

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LSU, we don’t care about your National Title hopes.
We don’t care that you own us 33-18 all time
We don’t care that you beat us the last 4 times we played
We don’t care that we haven’t beaten you in Baton Rouge in 14 years
We don’t care that it’s your senior day
We don’t care that we’re supposed to lose
We don’t care that your coach is gonna quit for Michigan.
We don’t care, because we came to play football.

So Fuck you and your National Title hopes, LSU

We own you now, anand it is never gonna be the same again.

Runaway Les Miles… Run away to Michigan where the competition is easier and you can suck on the fat tit of the Big 12 Big 10 until you die a slow painful Appalachian State death just like Lloyd Carr.  Runaway from the competition and all of the voices telling you that you shoulda won a national title this year.  Run away from being one of the dumbest coaches in history.

The fans in Hog Country will be partying.  Woo Pig Sooie’s will haunt your dreams and Darren McFadden will be on so many magazine’s you’ll never be able to forget him.  And also don’t ever forget that our white running back is better than your white running back.

Go Hogs! WOOO PIG SOOIE!  This is me dancing on the grave of your National Title Hopes!

40 responses to “We Don’t Care”

  1. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    Exciting game.. I loved watching it. One of the best game this season IMO.. For someone who isn’t a fan of LSU or ARK, I loved it…

    I wanted LSU to fall. They aren’t that great of a team. Nutt saved his job as well I think. It’s going to be hard to toss the guy out, even though he fucked ARK as hard as he could with some shitty play calls.

    I wanted LSU to be #1 when UGA goes to play them in ATL, but I’ll be damned, an upset, is an upset.

    Fuck you Corndogs.

  2. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    Also, McFadden. To me, he concreted his Heisman Trophy with this game..

    The son of a bitch did everything short of learning how to kick the extra point..

  3. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Was this win enough to save Nutt’s job??? If it is, he needs to name his next few kids Darren, Felix, and Patrick. At the least, set up a “trust fund” for them…

  4. thebeave Avatar
    thebeave

    yippee!

  5. lsudominate Avatar
    lsudominate

    ugh…i….really…. cant say anything…. except I am waaay too emotionally attatched to lsu football

  6. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    joel,

    I think it is.. but I don’t know where they were all personally standing before and after this game..

    If they do toss him out, it’ll will come with more distaste from the fans, than it originally would have.. They frosted the cake with this win.

    That was a hard, hard fought game, but it really should have been over sooner. ARK had it in the bag, but didn’t take into account the gambling nature of Miles.

  7. geo Avatar
    geo

    ugh…mean big 10

  8. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    Bigfoot, yeah, you got us good this time, and you sure as hell outplayed us. Whether Miles stays or goes, who cares, I am beginning to think he is not their top choice. I suppose you have a lot of pent up anger from us doing the same thing to you last year, but it’s far from over, and you don’t own a damn thing (call when you get a BCS title). Still, congrats, y’all earned it, and see you next year.

  9. LSUGuy Avatar
    LSUGuy

    Arky earned every bit of it and McFadden is Bo Jackson Jr. He played a hell of a game and, as someone who was there, Arky deserved to win. I don’t know what the hell happened to the Tiger D, but man, we got smoked. Touche’. Arky. We did that to y’all last year and you returned the favor.

    as for the UGA flammer, lol. no SECCG for u this year. shut yr fukin mouth.

  10. thebeave Avatar
    thebeave

    Games like this one cause me to hate teams less. I think I’m broken.

  11. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    LSU,

    Your not so hot when you get beat by a ONE MAN TEAM @ home.. Thats the real funny part..

    By the way, we’re all grown ups, without censorship, and you can shut your FUCKING mouth too. 🙂

    It’s obvious LSU doesn’t deserve a top 5 ranking.. Move over.

  12. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    Dawg, no argument, we were overated, but that was hardly a one man team that beat us last night. Don’t you have a nasty little home blemish on your record?

    You can still come to the CG next week, you’ll just need a ticket. Don’t worry, you’re likely to get an at large BCS bid. Peace.

  13. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    I’m happy with the Top 5 ranking we are going to have, and the BCS Bowl we will play in. There is absolutely no shame in it, and if anything I hope it teaches this young UGA team that EVERY game needs to be played hard because they don’t just take into account the finish, but the start as well.

    I might go to the game. I have a condo within walking distance to the Dome and all the fanfare.. Hopefully it will be a good game, and not something lopsided.

  14. lsudominate Avatar
    lsudominate

    michigan plays in the big 10 not the big 12 retard!!!! booya youre dumb. atleast we own you in brains and trips to Atlanta for the SEC championship!! ha ha

  15. I hate the Big10, go BUCKEYES Avatar
    I hate the Big10, go BUCKEYES

    Hey, I hate to say it, but damn, I called that one a while ago. LSU was a good team this year, but they were going to have trouble with arkansas. I still think LSU/OSU would have been a good game. As for the BCS NCG, god, who now is going to play. I don’t see the eers gettin beat by Pitt, and I don’t think mizzu gets by OU. Damn this is going to be a fun few weeks. oh, how sad is it that UCLA still has a shot at the rose bowl? fuck me, at least the buckeyes didn’t get beat!!

    GO BUCKEYES!!!

  16. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    lsudominate,

    You obvious missed the ah… humor in the fact he changed it and left the lined through omission still there.. It’s a form of literary humor and sarcasm. How about that one retard? Did you fall, and jab a corn dog stick in your brain as a child?

  17. lsudominate Avatar
    lsudominate

    yea that wasn’t there last night. but your comment did make me laugh so im gonna let you off with a warning. too bad you couldnt pull it out. Id like revenge for 05 but theres always next year:\

  18. Ifte Avatar
    Ifte

    for a WVU homer, who are people that tend to give ARK fans shit

    this is most chest pounding LSU hating post I’ve ever read

  19. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @18 Yeah, we’ve had not one but two shots at being No.1. One thing I’ve learned from this season is that when you’re on top, everyone wants to see you come tumbling down.

  20. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    It’s always going to be like that…

    Now lemme pass on something fucked up. I’m a dawgs fan, and love ’em to death..

    However.. i think the BCS is fucked up in alot of what it does..

    If Mizz loses to Oklahomos, and god-forbid Pitt beats WVU, do you realize, that the Failboaters and UGA can potentially meet for a friggin’ NCG?

    I just don’t see how that would be legit, considering not even playing in a conference champ game..

    What a year.. what a year…. I can only imagine how next season will fall, I don’t know if anything can top this crazy one.

  21. BigFootFool Avatar
    BigFootFool

    @16 yeah last night I went and “fixed” my errors.

    If LSU wins the SEC CG they will probably jump over UGA, sadly… it’s pretty fuckin’ ridiculous.

  22. thebeave Avatar
    thebeave

    @20 “I just don’t see how that would be legit, considering not even playing in a conference champ game..”

    It wouldn’t be the first time the BCS has churned out that sort of result. Hopefully it’d end on a better note than when Nebraska jumped the turnstile.

  23. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @21 I agree, it would be ridiculous, but then again, UT did beat UGA…see how bad this is? If y’all would have beaten the Gators last year, what would you have wanted? Would that have been ridiculous as well?

  24. BigFootFool Avatar
    BigFootFool

    @23 If we had beaten Florida last year, It would’ve been fucked up and the Big 10 rematch would’ve probably happened. I think LSU or Arkansas would’ve been a good choice, but then USC punked Arkansas to start the season.

  25. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @24 Yeah, thank God you didn’t beat Florida and allow that joke of a national championship to occur…see how your “sacrifice” benefitted everyone?

    You want Nutt or not? I can see plusses and minusses either way, hard to say with recruiting this time of year.

  26. TigerShark Avatar
    TigerShark

    DD, unlike a lot of LSU fans, I enjoy reading posts from a hater like yourself. It means you want what we got. You can deny it all you want, but if you really didn’t feel that way, you’d regard LSU with the same casual indifference with which I regard UGA. Anyway, I hope you do get a BCS berth. Maybe then you will atone for that embarrassing outing against WV in the Sugar. BTW, take a look at LSU’s BCS record. See what I mean about wanting what we got?

    P.S. I’ll send you a postcard from the SECCG. It’ll be the one that says “You wish you were here” on it.

  27. BigFootFool Avatar
    BigFootFool

    @25 I should make a post on here about why we as Arkansas fans actually need Houston… at least for another year.

    Nebraska, Ole Miss, and Tamu are already open. Most people could argue that those three jobs are all better than Arkansas and in fact some Ole Miss people want Houston as their coach.

    I think we could do much worse if we don’t retain him.

    At this point I want the BCS to get as screwed up as possisble.

  28. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    @26

    I don’t want what anyone, or anything LSU has.. I’m happy being a Dawg, and regardless of anything I’m happy with this season. We have a better record, and a tied conference record over UT.. I don’t see any problem in the numbers, just a matter of where we slipped up in one game.. The same way LSU slipped up in not one, but two very important games, IMO.

    I’m happy with the BCS at this point… It was a good season, and as it ends, every game from just about every SEC team, has made my Fridays and Saturdays.. The LSU/ARK was probably my top game to watch this season..

    Oh, and I’ll pass on the postcard. I live in Atlanta, and I’ve got a condo just around the corner from the Dome.. Drop me a line, and I’ll be sure to bring some corndogs from the best place ever to make you tigers feel at home.. But only if you promise to take some of the trash from Katrina back with you…

    Good luck though, your the best shot the SEC has at this point..

  29. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    Fool,

    I think you guys should keep Nutt. He’s not terrible and to be honest, I just think he needs to turn the play calling to someone else.. Give it to the OC.. Because some of those plays just had me shaking my head, however some of those trick plays almost made me destroy my plasma tv via a beer bottle I got so excited.

    Nutt has the fans on his side.. That game I bet people would trade in 3 for 1..

  30. lawvol Avatar
    lawvol

    Not sure what the Hogs beating the Tigers means for Tennessee’s chances in the championship game, could be good or bad.

    On another note, I feel for Nutt. I have always felt that he has done a good job of bringing that program back to the front of the West. His biggest weakness always seemed to be his assistants. Anyway, nice win by the Hogs…
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  31. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @30 Hard to tell. We were certainly overrated, and they played a hell of a game. Y’all also played a whale of a game against them a few weeks back, and they didn’t bring their best that time. Could be the beginning of a tailspin for us, but I’d rather think of it as a wakeup call. I have to admit that Miles’ mind does appear elsewhere sometimes, not that I blame him, but I’m going to be mildly surprised if he stays with us.

  32. BigFootFool Avatar
    BigFootFool

    I won’t say Les Miles did a bad job coaching, but I had to wonder at some of the times he chose to call time outs. Questionable coaching. I think when LSU starts looking for new coaches their main focus should be good decisions in games, but it’s hard to find any coach like that nowadays.

  33. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    Looks like Nutt fooled them all..

    They offer the man another 2 year extension, and some more cash, and he politely says fuck off, and parts way..

    I guess he showed them something..Taking his $3.xx million and walking away.

  34. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Yep, Nutt is taking the money and running.

    http://www.nwanews.com/story_breakingnews.php?id=131

    Ole Miss or GA Tech are possibilities so it seems.

  35. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    Coulda sworn he was saying dream job just the other day.

    Oh well. Just when I started to like the guy.

  36. Ed Orgeron Avatar
    Ed Orgeron

    I canbeda nex coach ofda Ar-kansas razurbaks.

  37. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    My money is on Nutt becoming the HC of the Arkansas Twisters.

    The wildhog formation will revolutionize the way Arena Football is played.

  38. TigerShark Avatar
    TigerShark

    DD, good one. Really. Since you wouldn’t know, let me clue you in: the BCS trophy smells like corndogs.

    P.S. Nice Katrina reference. I wasn’t sure why my UT buddy keeps saying UGA fans are the, um, “class” of the SECE. Now we’ve both learned something today.

    P.P.S. You only slipped up in one game? Which one do you mean, South Carolina, or Tennessee?

  39. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    If it smells like corn dogs, then it’s probably because Percy Harvin had one last year and didn’t wipe his hands before he touched it..

    And I don’t need to be classy. This is a blog, and I’m not on the UGA football team. Don’t fool yourself and hold me to some wild expectation..

    And I believe I can comment on the trash that you guys allowed to flood over here into Georgia.. Thanks for raising our crime rate, and thanks for all those “classy” people who like to commit fraud on the account of the tax payers. Your so giving!!

    But this is college football, and you guys are over-rated still, nothing has changed.

    As for Nutt… People are thinkin’ he’ll head to GT or (insert 10s of other schools with no coaches now).. Where do you think the Nutt will fall?

  40. BigFootFool Avatar
    BigFootFool

    I think the name of this post kinda sums up most people’s feelings about where Nutt ends up.

    I can guarantee there isn’t going to be a fan base that will be just electrified by his presence.

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