Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

It looks like the Cyborg and the University of Florida (AKA “SkyNet“) alerted the NCAA to LSU’s top-rated football recruit, cornerback Patrick Johnson of Blanche Ely High School in Pompano Beach, Florida jump in test score [NOLA.com]. Well  WTF people?? Somebody needed to grab themselves by the sack on stop this madness. Herban was that sack grabber.

Thank goodness someone in Gunsville was paying attention to this kid’s scores. Cripes, Johnson scored 16 twice then jumped dramitically to a 22 on his final attempt. Definitely fishy stuff, where there is smoke there most definitely fire, if it smells like shit then it must be shit. Similar to scoring an 890 on the SAT or an 8 on the Wonderlic.

The NCAA was alerted after Johnson committed to LSU instead of Florida. Our Conference’s repuation and integrity were on the line and ultimately Florida saved Les Miles from Les Miles. Man that guy is dumb. Chest bumps all around !!!

I imagine that will only enhance Florida in the eyes of other recruits and other SEC coaches in the future. UF is starting to become one of the most popular teams around the country, due to Meyer and some of his tactics.

“I’m not upset,” Johnson said. “Florida made an issue about the ACT score. They’re cowards. They had to go behind my back. But that’s OK. We play them this year (on Oct. 11 at Florida).”

Herban, even though you don’t seem to believe in Jesus, God still loves you and Florida. Remember: it’s all about the kids and the integrity of the program. you keep up the good work Herban, in the end people will respect that.

Thanks for the link Saints16!!

6 responses to “Good Job Florida!!!”

  1. Oh, Herban, you didn’t. You shouldn’t have. Really, shouldn’t have. Starting a blood feud with a somewhat limited but completely insane Les Miles. If someone is crazy, but intelligent, that’s OK, but crazy and not so smart, well…(I’m reminded of Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, when he slaps his own mug around, makes faces, etc., and dislocates his own shoulder, only to pop it back in for $$).

    Jai, be sure that True CF fan doesn’t see this…it would crush his image of the SEC love fest.

  2. it’s not like i developed a web cookie that blocks dumb-asses. if that was the case, we would never see any bammeroids.

    my beloved vols are taking on the failboat cagers in a couple of minutes GBO

  3. This is the most bitch thing a coach has ever done. I mean, that fucks up the kid’s life possibly (though I’m sure nothing will come of it).
    What a bitch.

  4. Sad State

    we are beginning to agree more often.

  5. Does the bottom microphone in the Herbanator pic say “JORTS”? and what is up with the blurred out bird finger?

  6. Hey Dipshits, Urban and the Gators cannot flag scores and point this out. Only the NCAA can do that when they check the kid’s scores to see if he is compliant. Johnson would have had the same exact problem even if he committed to UF because going from a 16 on 2 previous tries to a 22 is a pretty significant jump.

    Get your facts straight.

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