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Spank Tank

The Spank Tank is an area of the mind where memories of hot 5 star recruits and/or heaux-meaux erotic moments you’ve experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.

Advanced Level Spank-Tanking: One may enter someone else’s spank-tank. Thus “spanking” vicariously through another’s recruiting stalking memories or “Tank’

Used in sentence:

After a slap up meal from Calhouns, the delusional the Man from the Vol Navy entered the “spank-tank” and then angrily prodded his thin and impatient veiny bang stick until he was cock-eyed and bandy-legged while preparing for National Signing Day.


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