Get stoned! Hells yes!
A college kid smokin’ the reefer isn’t a surprise, but the few details surrounding this situation raise some questions:
1. Gamecock WR Dion Lecorn couldn’t find anywhere else to get his fix besides in a car? God damn son, if you’re going to break the law, at least be smart about it. Go to someone’s apartment or something, don’t sit in your car, bumpin that new Fiddy and Akon, waiting for the Five-Oh to come knock on your window. This is Example #1 on how marijuana impairs judgement
2. So you’re an up and coming WR playing for the Original Great Disciplinarian, Steve Spurrier, and you’re hanging out with people who won’t jump on that hand grenade when the Po-Po asks “who’s weed is this?” Shit, your entourage is supposed to fall on those swords for you (see Pacman Jones). Matt Clements, another Cock WR was in the car, but didn’t man up and say it was his to minimize damage. Why didn’t any of these doods offer up their cribs to serve as the nights ganja den? This is clearly Example #2 how Mary Jane impairs your judgement.
3. No surprise that Lecorn is from Florida, their state plant is the sticky-icky, just ask Herban. Also no surprise that this guy was offered a scholarship by Herban. Is Herban’s secret out that the chronic increases a player’s vertical jump? If so, the teacher (SoS) is now learning from the student (Herban). Spurrier has the long term plan of pay-back for the Jarvis Moss FG block. Go Gates, and Go Cocks!
USC = University of Smoking Cannabis? [YMSWWC]
The OBC has given Lecorn and Clements the stiff sentence of suspension from the team, meaning their punishment will probably be limited to sitting out the SCAR Spring Game. If something else happens between now and when the season starts they will probably have to Figure 8s in that dump of a stadium they have in Columbia. Now that is discipline!
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