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Saban, Get Your Dick Off the Window Sill

(Post name corrected by  picturemerollin) You know discipline is a problem in the T-Town Ghettos when The Bammerham News calls Nick Saban out. Saban’s “Player Discipline Committee or WTF ever is a joke, and everyone knows it. Weren’t members of the Players’ Discipline Committee found guilty of some criminal offenses? Yeah. Class and tradition, RTR.…

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(Post name corrected by  picturemerollin)

You know discipline is a problem in the T-Town Ghettos when The Bammerham News calls Nick Saban out. Saban’s “Player Discipline Committee or WTF ever is a joke, and everyone knows it. Weren’t members of the Players’ Discipline Committee found guilty of some criminal offenses? Yeah. Class and tradition, RTR.

Blasphemous passage from the article:

I’ve heard those who defend the Tide suggest the Tuscaloosa police targets blacks. But the Tuscaloosa police incident report for The Strip for 2007 lists 581 total arrests, 91 percent white and 8 percent black, according to information from the Tuscaloosa Police Department Media Office.

The Bama Nation doesn’t have time nor the inclination for these”facts” and “statistics.” The only number that matters is 12. Take your “data” and “analysis” and shove them up your ass!

Bammers expect this type of anti-UAT PSYOP shit from the national media and from the East Alabama press, but The Bammerham News… this is ground breaking. (WARNING: intentional war to football comparison to follow. See how it is done, Saban) This is the equivalent of Walter Cronkite saying the Vietnam War was not winnable.

Coach Saban, UAT’s Field Marshall (fuck a battle captain), now needs to focus on winning back the hearts and minds of his fellow Bammers, or at least control the dangerous garbage that is being put of by the Bammerham media without prior authorization from the Capstone. These fucks need to tow the party line because if they damage recruiting, especially close to home recruiting, nothing short of the Gulags is appropriate punishment. The 2nd Coming of The Bear has to be able to recruit, because the only difference in coaching ability with the same type of Shula talent he can offer over his predecessor is a win in the ritzy Shreveport hosted, tradition laden Weedeater Bowl and a loss to the Fighting Nutria of UL-Monroe, but Saban still pwn3d UThug, RTR!!!

[Pic from Third Saturday in Blogtober]

23 responses to “Saban, Get Your Dick Off the Window Sill”

  1. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    Thank goodness for photoshop. Is this going to be filmed in Shreveport?

  2. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    Not sure if it will be filmed in Shreveport yet. Shreveport is in competition with Nashville and Memphis (RIP Logan Young) to host this probable Oscar winner.

    Filming in Atlanta on the first weekend in December has already been ruled out.

  3. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    Atlanta is out because of the…can’t think of the name of it….help me fill in the blank. Atlanta would have been the best location, then Memphis. There’s plenty of high school coaches here we could sell tickets to.

  4. Trev Alberts Avatar
    Trev Alberts

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2006/04/20/gallery.nfldraftbusts/index.16.exclude.html

  5. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    Moondog, are you thinking about the SEC CG? Charter Communications will carry that show to the T-town ghettos. SJJPW can go over to Saban’s house to watch it on the 92 inch plasma. $4 mil a year can buy you a bad ass TV.

  6. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    It’s a sill HB, window sill. I’m not being critical as I know most trailers down on the “Lovliest Village on the Plains” don’t have operating windows becasue you Teagles are not smart enough to operate them, so I don’t expect you to know that. Of course someone did have to read and write for me… they could have lied.
    Tub of Ears $3M will allow him to buy a nice TV as well. That is if they get cable run from Opelika. Little Brother always gets things last.
    WDE!

  7. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    LOL

  8. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    picturemerollin,
    I wager my double wide with two window AC units against your above ground pool another Bammer gets arrested in this off-season.

    Oh wait, maybe not. I see Saban and the Gestapo have started intimidating the local business owners of T-town.

  9. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    PictureMR: Don’t be too critical of Tubs and the War Eagles. They along with Little Brother, take pride in their ownership of the Crimson Tide.

  10. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    #5 – No I was thinking of that all black college get together they have in Atlanta every year. It’s like a big street party where bammer football players come to learn about class a felonies.

    #6 – I see you couldn’t resist. I also noticed they found your blog. You’re in trouble now. You’ll be climbing the ladder with a bucket of paint in tow to defend your sister’s honor from this point forward.

    #8 – That may keep them off the strip, but it won’t keep them out of lineups.

  11. Sad State of Affairs Avatar
    Sad State of Affairs

    http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/02/attorney_rashad_johnson_offere.html

  12. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    @11
    Saban and the UAT Gestapo at work.

    RTR

  13. Sad State of Affairs Avatar
    Sad State of Affairs

    13 –

    Yeah, Saban is magic and can make video evidence change. That’s why he’s making the big bucks. Magic.

    I wish I hated something so bad that I could blindly dispute facts when they completely discredit my criticisms of the thing I hate.

  14. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    SSoA; he did during the Ole Miss game. Magic.

  15. Sad State of Affairs Avatar
    Sad State of Affairs

    I forgot about that. He used his magic to produce that picture that completely debunked Ole Miss’s claim on that call. I’m sure the real picture actually had Saban handing the Bama player cash while pushing the Ole Miss player out of bounds. He sure knows how to cover his tracks!

  16. Tom from Bama Avatar
    Tom from Bama

    I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of The University of Alabama, and to The Bear and all he stands for, the Tide Nation, under God, with Tradition and Pride like no other… Roll Tide

  17. Pierre in T-Town Avatar
    Pierre in T-Town

    Here is a fact:

    JPW is from Hoover, so you KNOW he’s a star. They wouldn’t have had a show on MTV if that wasn’t a FACT. Strongest arm in the SEC (best hair too)

  18. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    HB, I wouldn’t dare risk my beloved above-ground pool(with red wood deck) on an a bet with odds that poor. I’ll take it a step further and bet my Velvet Coach Bryant portrait that Alabama won’t be the only school in the conference with arrests.
    Be careful about giving any of us Alabama fans credit for correcting things. Word might get out that we can actullay read and write and that’s not good for you and Jai and your “facts” about us not reading.

    Moon Dog, thank goodness I don’t have a sister.

  19. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @16 Do you grab your crotch with your right hand when you say that pledge?

  20. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    PMR,
    You are probably really a Jacksonville St. or UNA fan.

  21. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    HB, UWA! Go Tigers! (I think that is their mascot)

  22. 87sporty Avatar
    87sporty

    Any of you see where FInebum called Sa6an out this weekend? You know when Paul takes Dinky’s dick out of his mouth and starts trashing him, things are bad in Tuskalooser.

  23. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    there will not be anymore arrests in T-Town. Problem was fixed

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