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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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David Cook: One day closer to thee

Jai:  Wow we just made it through another elimination. As  promised, here are my Idle, er Idol thoughts.  I love the scruff.  It’s my favorite look of his by far.  Is it warm in here or is it just me?And the light from God in heaven shines down on our American Idol! That pic is…

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Jai: 

Wow we just made it through another elimination. As  promised, here are my Idle, er Idol thoughts.  I love the scruff.  It’s my favorite look of his by far.  Is it warm in here or is it just me?And the light from God in heaven shines down on our American Idol! That pic is so haunting. I love how the lighting is!! Wow, I can literally feel my heart breaking…

Percy keeps saying over and over: Close your eyes and think of Coach Meyer (and his icky mole that is over his left eye)  in a speedo….*repeat* Coach Meyer in a speedo*

Eww, ok, all better

tee hee hee

LOL…I just checked to make sure that was not real.  Can you imagine?

I need sleep…LOL!!!  And I thought his tat was on his left arm??

*jaw drops*

*can’t breathe*

*faints* 

I am still heaving my guts out and ripping out hair in clumps. Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?

I gotta admit this david cook stuff  is seriously gonna’ make me crap my pants…Laughingit’s actually a good thing..because i seriously have not been regular since he became my fave….. Can somebody buy me this web domain?

    www.isototallywishCookcomestogainesvilleforthespringgame.com

Thanks again Jai. And go gators (59-20 LOL)!!
He15man

10 responses to “David Cook: One day closer to thee”

  1. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Sick stuff…but funny. I hope Florida fans hate it

  2. JaxBo Avatar
    JaxBo

    If you’re homosexual, does God hate you?

  3. SwamiG8R Avatar
    SwamiG8R

    All men are homosexuals! But God says it’s wrong, so no one is supposed to act on their true desires!

  4. BigOleNastyGator Avatar
    BigOleNastyGator

    GOD created he,him and made EVE from Adams rib.Does,nt that make female an alteration of a male?Like a trannsexual?We have the same DNA,the same organs except of course the genitals.In the womb,the fetuses are exactly the same.Until the genes,xx or xy chromosones cause minor physical changes in structure.Brother,sister come from the same womb.Are we really that different?Brother sister twins for example.If we are truly spirits in human bodies,then what does it matter the flesh?It’s about loving each other.I hear that so much in sermons.Just because a difference in genitalia makes it right or wrong?Are we spirits loving each other or flesh loving certain other flesh?

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  6. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    #4 – Sheesh! God didn’t create Tebow. Tebow was constructed with spare parts from wayward homosexual boys, mostly Haitian refugees.

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  8. GatorBait Avatar
    GatorBait

    59-20

  9. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    ignorantfuck, Tebow saved you the muscle movement of posting that….

  10. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    The Fag’s World Series continues.

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