Tebow shows the Bull Gator Club how he did it in the Philippines. (Doubleclick to enlarge, no pun intended)
The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow.
Tebow, the Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner, spent spring break in the Philippines and — according to Dave Curtis of the Orlando Sentinel — helped circumcise impoverished children. [Wizard of Odds]
“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my uncut dong a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!”4th verse of We are The Boys
The turtle neck! The impoverished kids are so cold without their turtle necks. Real men circumcise themselves in public. Tebow roundhouse-kicked his own foreskin off. He then immediately lopped off the tip of America’s Penis:
At the end of the day (before you shower that is) there is a lot of Filipino dick is prolly a pile cleaner and a bunch less stinky. Those impoverished kids didn’t need their scrotum satchels anyway. Yeah scrotum satchels that just collect dried soap; hair and pepperidge farm goldfish if you’re sitting around watching TV naked.
Do it yourself!
All you need is:
-rusty scissors
-Bible
-any Gator QB
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