Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

At what cost Bull Gators? (click to enlarge).

Jamar Hornsby, a University of Florida football player, was released on his own recognizance after turning himself in Friday morning on charges of credit card theft and fraudulent use of a credit card.

Hornsby, 21, was allegedly using a credit card issued to Ashley Slonina, a University of Florida student who died in an October 2007 motorcycle accident in which walk-on UF football player, Michael Guilford, also died.

The card abuse started Oct. 13, 2007, the day after the girl’s death, according to court records and involved a BP gas card. Hornsby made his first court appearance at 9 a.m. Friday and was released at 9:30 a.m. He was given curfew of 9 p.m. to 6 p.m. by Judge William E. Davis in Alachua County Court,

Is there anyone really surprised? It is Florida after all . Hornsby is easily the new #1 Gator Arrest [Ranking the thugs].

  • released on his own recognizance
  • He was given curfew of 9 p.m. to 6 p.m.
  • He missed Tebow’s sermon
  • Will play against Tennessee

As always, the Gator Creed:

Herban will no doubt be misunderstood and ridiculed for his decision to let his players play the game, great men often are, but true fans recognize the service he has given to the school and his team, and his players have jobs, babies and baby mommas to feed and clothe. We can all learn from Meyer’s  courageous stand and show our appreciation and love for Florida. So the next time you run into a Gator player make sure to buy him a drink or some weed or a fully automatic weapon, and tell him not to worry about that drive home, Coach has you covered.  If not, that Gator can just kick your ass Alachua County style!!

17 responses to “1% of 1%”

  1. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    If Hornsby isn’t kicked off the team by the end of the weekend I will be PISSED. The girl was future All-American Joe Haden’s girlfriend so I can imagine that there will be plenty of guys in the locker room pissed off at this dumbass.

    What a disgusting bastard!

  2. About time!!! It is almost old news!!!

    @1 Yes. As noted on another “article”, Herb needs to make a statement. It is one thing to steal a credit\debit card and make purchases. It is another thing to utilize the death of a fellow student 1 DAY after the tragedy. Gator Nation needs to just accept this as a pox on the program, not defend any part of it and deal with it. I personally would rather see UF go winless if it meant this virus play another down in the orange and blue. Tim needs to forgive him, if he asks for forgivness, but the consequence is that you are no longer a Gator.

  3. This isn’t one to make fun of. This is clearly a very serious incident. The fact it involved a Gator player is irrelevant. What Urban does to him will be nothing compared to what the judicial system may do to him.

  4. What a fucking ass…

    He’ll assuredly get some jail time

    But maybe catch on with a NAIA team when he gets out?

    Fucking NAIA is full of cats like this…

  5. LOL…

    “He was given curfew of 9 p.m. to 6 p.m…”

    So he can only leave the house from 6-9 p.m. each evening?

    That’s prime weed slingin’ time down on the corner…

    Better bring that gat though…

    Don’t wanna get caught slippin’…

  6. The lowest of low here and typical UF player at least 8 were arrested in a nine month period last year, how many so far this year?? This is the #1 scumbag!

  7. Just another useless fuckball who needs to have his ass kicked from here to China.

  8. This is fuckin’ sick! Fuck Hornsby! I hope he burns in hell! Goddammit! Really funny, Jai.

    Hey Sioux, get my email addy from Jai. Jax Beach, FL. Bring it. Talk all the shit you like and I will beat you within an inch of your life you goddamn pussy!

    This whole story is fuckin’ sad! What a pathetic person!

  9. LL

    you got caught in the spam filter. must have been the f bomb

  10. Hey LL, typical redneck talk of a gaytor fan! LMAO at you!!

  11. Eat shit, Sioux…

    I hope LL uses your credit card after he kicks your ass…

  12. I guess wordpress doesn’t read trackback links for .blogspot blogs.
    Probably because Blogger sucks

  13. @12 which is why I switched from Blogger to WP

  14. @11 Hippy. Nice effort

  15. Yeah I’ve been thinking about switching for a while.
    Is it worth making the switch?

  16. Yes. I thought so. Unless you enjoy html….WP has a blogger import function as well

  17. I think I’m going to switch it over the summer in a few weeks.

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