(HT ATOnole)
Florida’s new facility [TBO]. Proving that money is no guarantee of escaping the specter of trailer park living. Gates love gaudy, loud excessively ornamented, bright shiny shit. Gaudy clothes, gaudy lights, crank it up. This should get that “Wow” factor cranked up. More of a daunting pucker around the old balloon knot.
When asked What was the No. 1 reason for building UF’s new Football Complex Urban Meyer said “it was enticing certain top players to Florida, it’s a tool.” Picture Meyer making air quotes as he says the word “tool”. Penis references are synonymous with today’s version of Florida Football.
As always with all UF facilities and Football Players: “it was built with no state funds. The $28-million James W. “Bill” Heavener Football Complex has been completely funded by private donors.”
‘UC’ UF Gator fans line up in front of Ben Hill Griffin for the “finishing touch” from the chosen one.
“This is My covenant that you shall observe between Me and you and your Gators after you, to circumcise your every Orange and Blue clad Trailer Park All Star. You shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin, and it shall become the sign of a covenant between Me and you” (Genesis 17:10-11)
For scaly skin
The Joiner and Tebow kiss is on continuous loop in all bathroom televisions.
Aesthetically and Ergonomically pleasing “Soap” dispensers for the discriminating Gator Fan
Urban legend says that this was designed to keep a a star player happy. Coach Meyer’s hope is that it serves two purposes: honoring the past and “pulling” in the best for the future.
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