Fact: Auburn is replacing both its offensive and defensive coordinators. Not just one… both. They are also breaking in a new Quarterback (and a new system) in Kodi Burns… Yet, you don’t hear people discounting their chances of winning. In fact, many pundits are picking them to win the SEC West. Contrast: On the flip side, Tennessee is being completely discounted. Tommy Tuberville goes 9-4 and has his balls scrubbed and rubbed… The Battle Captain Fulmer goes 9-4 and he is underachieving and should be fired.
You could say the same with Herban Meyer. Tennessee fans would be lining up with torches and pitch forks outside Fulmer’s house if Tennessee went 9-4 with a Heisman QB.
In fact, a good friend that is a also a huge Vols fan lost his job at the local trailer plant and he has withered away to a sickly 350 lbs. He can barely finish his daily jalapeno chili burger and twinkies because of the overwhelming SEC Fail. Please help him Battle Captain, I am afraid that he will next lose his taste for old milwaukee pilsner and there will be nothing left to live for.
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